I was in the gym...and...*sobs*...a ...*sobs a little louder*...a... STRAIGHT...touched...*sobs*...me. WWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
What should i do?
silliest answers please...lol
2006-10-08 02:21:16 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
SHOULD READ: I was in the gym and a straight touched me...
2006-10-08 02:23:29 · update #1
no question, just mimicking those daft people, who put questions on here about gays'
2006-10-08 02:24:43 · update #2
Good HEAVENS. You poor, poor thing. Hopefully it's not contagious, but I've heard so many rumours. Once I heard if they look at you out of the corner of their eye and blink twice, that you can CATCH the "straight". Shower, scrub, and eat lots and lots of garlic. I think you'll be ok.
(hope that's what you meant?!?!!? silly!)
2006-10-08 02:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Head for the showers immediately. Be sure to wash from your head down so all those cooties run off into the drain. Then head to Starbucks and get a large cappuccino with a double shot. Only caffine can kill off the rest of the germs. Good luck!
2006-10-09 03:02:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG this is much worse than what happened to that poor girl Olga. Now you will loose all fashion sense and begin to want to take up knitting. Oh the horror and I will be able to say I knew her when she was a nice normal lesbian.
I am so sad for you.
I will morn your loss because there is alas no cure.
Perhaps if you stab yourself with knitting needles immediately you can create some type of aversion therapy .
there is always hope.
he he
2006-10-08 02:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey Girl Catch! (Aerosol can flys through the air, you catch it.) Can reads: Antiseptic straight spray. Will kill all contagious diseases due to contact with a straight. Will decontaminate you from: narrow mindedness,stupidity, foolishness, airhead, bigotry, ect.ect.ect. Caution! Avoid water and don't stand in the rain. This is not water proof but will leave you with a shinny copper glow.
2006-10-08 08:57:51 · answer #4 · answered by blkindskyin1 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to get a waterproof laptop NOW. Then go in to the shower and stay there - type an update to this question once you are in the water. You'll need to get EVERY TRACE of that str8 person off you - if it isn't too late. You know that straightness is infectious don't you?
2006-10-08 04:40:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah poor thing, i was in the same situation the other day in the tube, on my way in to work, there were so many straight people around me, THEY WERE EVERYWHERE, i didn't know where to turn. I was pressed against a large womans enormous bozom, and a man with the fattest as i have ever seen was pushing against my beutiful backside when he tried to squeeze in the closing tube door.
I didnt know what to do. I was almost fainting. I had to have a shower when i got to work... such a traumatic experience... i understand you dear...
2006-10-08 04:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Quick! Get yourself disinfected. You'll need some strong bleach to get rid of those pesky heterosexual germs. You'll also have to avoid gay clubs for a least a month as you'll still be contagious, and something a harmful as heterosexuality could irreparably damage the gay world.
2006-10-08 03:39:19 · answer #7 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Enjoy
2006-10-08 15:03:30 · answer #8 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok calm down, go to wilkinsons or sainsburys and get the following items.....
Mr Muscle - they may have left a stain
Flash liquid - for a good wash
Domestos - never know what germs they have
Zoflora - well straights stink dont they
ya should be ok after that!
2006-10-08 07:18:56 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Everybody still loves Chris!♥▼© 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, no...a straight touched you? I've heard all about them from my friends.
I would suggest having yourself sand-blasted, then promptly boiled in oil.
You might also consider having yourself quarantined for a minimum of one week...followed by therapy.
2006-10-08 14:59:32 · answer #10 · answered by jassee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋