e.g. driving along one day past a shop called bang and olufsen I said "oh they are really expensive but i'd like to go there for a haircut one day". I later established that they actually make top of the range music systems lol
2006-10-08 01:51:51 · 21 answers · asked by Showaddywaddy 5 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
"Dude I hooked up with the hottest Chick I have ever seen in my life last night...You shoulda came out man...we got so wasted and we got a room downtown...you better not bail on us next time beotch" This was my Friend Mike calling his Girlfriend Staci...while thinking he dialed his brother Steve's phone...It was funny because he didn't notice that he called her instead of him because they both just use the genaric cell phone message..ya know the automated that gives the phone number. He found out an hour later when she called Flipping out on him...and he thought that she had found out some other way so he admitted the whole thing..hahaha then when he checked his outgoing calls he realized what he had did..i couldn't stop laughing for an hour....he couldn't stop crying when he got dumped.
2006-10-08 02:03:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
There's a mum at school that makes my day. She really hasn't got a clue what she is saying! We were talking about re-decorating and she said she has 'dildo' rails in her lounge! She wrote a story and said to me that she's an 'orphan' now, another time she told me she had thought of becoming a nun when she was a child, she wanted to live in a 'convict'! There are lots I could tell you but I haven't got the space on here.
2006-10-10 09:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by jeeps 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I said something stupid to a customer once when I was a young waitress working in a bar.
As I approached the table I was thinking that the man's hair looked like the Beatle's hair style when they first started out.
As I was pondering this I asked him what he would like to drink but it came out Hi, would you like a haircut?
I tried then to explain why I asked him that and it just got worse.
Sigh.
2006-10-08 12:58:16 · answer #3 · answered by mom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My mates girlfriend went to loads of different shops looking for Mango towlet. She asked every where, Tesco, Asda, Sainsburies, co-op, She finally went to her local green grocer with the recipe that she was trying to replicate. He read the recipe, went off and came back with a bag of maunge tout
2006-10-11 11:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by Dunk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Their shops often look unlike what they are.
There is a double fronted shop near where I live (and which I have NEVER seen anyone enter or leave..!) which is quite gaudy looking because of the way it's also got its windows filled with (again) 'gaudy' large pieces. To me, it wouldn't look out of place in say, Hong Kong as a brothel (which I have only seen in pictures, I'll add straight away), but which is 'curio and furniture' shop ...as far as I know....!
It just looks so out of place in its design in an English countryside Market Town.
Sash.
2006-10-08 19:37:18 · answer #5 · answered by sashtou 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Driving past a smelting factory in the works van, we became aware of a really bad sulphur smell. One of my mates was seen winding down the window. When asked why, he gasped "i'm letting the f'ing smell out!".
2006-10-08 09:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was once visiting a prison in Brussels and another member of the group, talking to a prisoner from Ireland who had been arrested off the plane, asked: "Have you seen much of Brussels since you've been here?"
2006-10-08 09:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
while in Ireland with my girlfriend she saw a sign at the junction to a busy street the sign said yield she looked at me and said oh look there is a place called yield down that road .i asked her to repeat what she had said not quite believing her i thought she was trying to wind me up .but no she said it again so i had to explain to her that yield means give way in Ireland. thank god she wasn't driving at the time
2006-10-10 15:50:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my girlfriend was watching the footy results come in yesterday and the scores for scotland's group came onto the screen. she yelped 'wow, Croatia are losing to andorra by 7 goals to 15... what a mtach...'
after choking on my tea i explained that the game was due to start at 7:15pm....
2006-10-08 09:12:14 · answer #9 · answered by phedro 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the car with the family.
Radio quiz on.
Q. Who is "Mad, bad and dangerous to know"
My 18 y.o sister answers, "It's from Beverly Hills 90210".
I got a little mean though and said, " and 'to be, or not to be' is from Dawson's Creek".
2006-10-08 09:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by Simon D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋