2006-10-08 01:32:22 · 16 answers · asked by anime craze 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Two actually, My maths teachers in school were real samples... here's what one used to say while explaining the conecpt of lines and segments and rays-take a line from Bombay to London...
the other one was when three boys made too mch noise in the class-this teacher blurted out 'All THREE of you BOTH get out of the class!"
Life's Lovely! Love & Live Life!
2006-10-08 02:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by Starreply 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Must be by Jim Callaghan, British Prime Minister who was returning from a foreign trip to find the country in recession, record workers on strike, economy a mess and everything in disarray. A waiting TV reporter said "Have you any comment on the current crisis?" Replies Jim "Crisis. What Crisis?"
The Duke of Edinburgh has dozens. One of my favourites was when he flew to America. Upon landing he was met by an official who said. "How was the flight Sir?" Phillip replies "Have you ever flown?" The confused official stuttered "Er, yes Sir, of course I have." "Well." Says Phil, "It was just like that!"
2006-10-08 01:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would never join a club that would hae me as a member. - Groucho Marx.
Words to live buy.
2006-10-08 01:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one that goes something like no matter how bad it is SMILE...
Like someone would smile when they are having a bad time..
2006-10-08 08:09:35 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Kill 2 birds with 1 stone" How can that possibly be done?
2006-10-08 01:36:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Better a bottle in front of me, than a full frontal labotomy" Ichi
2006-10-08 01:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
besides your question, i heard this before and found it very amusing: "I'm obsessive compulsive, i see a space, I need to fill it." - Anonymous
2006-10-08 01:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who has itchy bum will wake up with a stinky pinky...
2006-10-08 01:34:06 · answer #8 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its always the last place you look.
of course it is, you stop looking after youve found it
2006-10-08 01:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
2006-10-08 01:35:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋