A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it, doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend.
They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he'd ever seen them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts. "
He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "And look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
2006-10-08 01:19:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Very funny. Can't understand negative comments, after all, it's just a joke. Keep 'em coming.
2006-10-08 01:53:04 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best thing to use for penis hygiene is a creme called Man1 Man Oil. It is loaded with antibacterial and moisturizing vitamins and nutrients. Just rub it into your penis skin once a day and things will stay in excellent shape down there. I use it and my partner is a big fan. And if she is happy.. so am I. You can find this creme online. Cheers.
2017-01-11 10:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could be a few different things...Skin adhessions from circumcision. Could be he pulled on it to hard. If he's not circumsized then it coud be that he played with it enough to loosen up the foreskin and thats what hurts. Could be an infection under the foreskin or a UTI. If he has complained more then a day or two it wouldn't hurt to go to the doctor.
2016-03-28 01:34:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is necessary to keep it clean and free from any foreign matters that may cause in fections to the vaginal canal where your penis will enter during the intercourse. it will be a benefit to the girl whom you are going to marry b ecause in marriage intercourse is needed from both man and woman
2006-10-08 01:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To answer your question, the answer is NO. You must be very young. That's a very old, simple joke...better luck next time.
2006-10-08 01:29:49 · answer #5 · answered by PD GAL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's ridiculous.
2006-10-08 01:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate to repeat another answer, but that's ridiculous.
2006-10-08 01:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A penisicle!
2006-10-08 01:22:08 · answer #8 · answered by Obsean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Strange gayish question.
2006-10-08 01:25:20 · answer #9 · answered by george g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
l LOVE YOUR STOREY:GREAT STUFF.But sofar no one answered your question.How to keep it clean.Unwrapp everyday twice.Clean and dry and make a new crate.The only way to keep it clean AND FRESH !!!!!
If he needs help:let him come to me to give him a "hand".
2006-10-08 01:34:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋