Why NOT Suggest ways that we can profit from the war and possibly pay the Nat'l War Debt?

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After all we know it is profitable. We should get some of the benefits. Perhaps as a community or cooperative we can make ourselves some CA$H as well. Time is running out and prices of goods and services are rising. We would also be doing the nation a great service by paying the Nat'l War Debt. Let's really stimulate the economy and get the US rolling again. With the left over money we could inverst in a lobby or more!

This would be truly maxmizing on the entrepenurial spirit. We could get very rich. Now let's get those ideas out there. I talking business to you. Square,square, square, business.

You know when Mr. Opportunity knocks and you do not answer, you see his sister, Miss Fortune.

There must be something we can sell to make this happen.

We will call ourselves the Yahoo War Profiteers & Nat'l Debt Payers Group. A mouthful you say? I am open to better suggestions. My requriement is a mere 23 1/2% of the take!

Now I am dissapointed I am not getting Ideas or suggestions. Ok I will lower my percentage of the take to 20%. Does that make you happy? We can be competition. You want to quibble about ethics, morals,Life & limb. I am talking $$$$!!!

So what about some Ideas. We know that somebody is making money why not us??

Now here is an opportunity for the Common Citizen, We the People to finally get ahead of the game, and you refuse based on trifle things like Life, limb, ethics, morals, and ca$h is on the table for the taking.

Where is the competetive business spirit. Why should just a few make the money! You too can profit with the big bucks. Now if you have more than enough money I understand. Tshirts are a start but not big enough. The body bag idea might be a litte closer but that option is taken. Be a little more creative. Deoderizers for the bags perhaps. You know the gov. pays larger thatn the public for the simplest items. doggie bags for injured service dogs. Bot bags for robots injured in service... we will call them "Boty Bags"

Answer 1

Sure. I'll claim the other 76.5%.

Answer 2

Mmmmmm .... how can you profit from this illegal war? Tasteful question.
Howsabout opening a business selling body bags to the families of the thousands of Iraqi people that Bush's coalition forces have killed? I'm sure that will go down a storm in Bagdhad.

Answer 3

emmm... because it's illegal & immoral. killing tens of thousands is not an appropriate topic for humour. Ho Ho Ho..... such a wheeze, nothing entertains like dead bodies.


would you make the same kind of joke about 9-11?

no, having seen your tasteful further comments i'd like to suggest a real moneyspinner.

why don't you market a bunch of t shirts with individual victims of the twin towers attack. now have a picture of that iraqi kid that's on the link below. The picture can have the caption "this ones for you!"
There'd enough sickos who'd buy it.

Mind you you'd have to have absolutely no sense of decency to do such a crass tshirt - or suggest such a tasteless question.

Answer 4

I cannot state this clearly enough

I support the american soldiers in Iraq

Did i mention i support american the soldiers in iraq

Realy did you hear me i support american the soldiers in iraq

JUST AS CLEARLY

Bush F7cked up by going to war by going to war in Iraq

Did i mention Bush F7cked by going to war in Iraq

Realy did you hear me say Bush F7cked by going to war in Iraq

America needs to win this war in Iraq

Did i mention America needs to win this war in iraq

realy did i mention America needs to win this war in Iraq

We should not F7ck our reputation any further by being war profiteers

Did i mnetion we should not F7ck up our reputation any further by being war profiteers

Realy did i mention we should not F7ck up our reputation by being war profiteers

COLIN POWEL SPOKE OF IRAQ AS A CLAY POT ,"Mr president you drop this clay pott you break it , it is your moral responsibilty to fix it "

Too bad Bush is president and Not Colin Powell

We would have never have gotten into this war in the first place and if we forced into a war with Iraq at some point in the future Colin Powel would appoint somebody more effective at reconstruction than Paul Bremmer .What we did reconstruction wise was remencent of hurricane katrina reconstruction .


So no we cannot be percieved to be profitting from this war