2006-10-07 23:27:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Give you a list of guilt inducing, no-win questions and let you see how fun it can be to mess with someone. Gotta put on your "sincere with a touch of self doubt face", okay?
2006-10-07 23:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First comes the fact that you have a penis. To get around that fact, we'd have to do some surgery. Yes, a sex change! Then, we'd give you hormonal reducing pills. This will make you grow breasts and get wet. What else? Wave the magic PMS wand and you can experience the magical wonders of both Periods And having to deal with child birth! And then we will introduce you to 'the pill'. Unless you actually want a child. In with the package comes your free guide on Flirting and Being a Woman 101, where you will learn all that is needed to know about the basics.....and more! Not interested? Well, here's where it all comes in! You also get a Free wardrobe of the best and most 'in fassion' women's wear! You won't find this offer in stores!!!
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2006-10-08 06:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by gracexofxthexspider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I'm an expert at this. I did the same for Monitorhead and it so seems to be working out for him. I told him that he needed to get in touch with is feminine side. To do this......He spent an entire day wearing my fishnet hose and heels. Who knew this form of therapy would work so well!!!
Now he cooks, cleans, cries at McDonald's commercials, yells at me when I get to Yahoo Answers later than I anticipated, gossips, flirts, needs constant attention and reassurance, is moody once a month, begs for me to communicate more openly, changes his mind as often as he changes his underwear....*cough* excuse me...panties, and uses my razor.
The good news is......he now stops to ask directions when he is lost.
I feel that since I was able to help him, there is total hope for you Ichi.
**hands Ichi a brand new pair of fishnets and some lovely black strapless heels**
Now the hard part........how to get Monitor to stop wearing them. *sigh*
2006-10-08 07:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take you through the pains of being a woman. Waxing, Plucking, and child birth.
2006-10-08 06:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make u feel like a natural woman??????? how does anyone do that.
2006-10-08 06:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surgery?
2006-10-08 12:51:37 · answer #6 · answered by hmbn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't because you are a guy as discovered when I read your "mail order bride delivery" question and one about your prostrate. I have to admit, however, that some of your questions are pretty hilarious.
2006-10-08 06:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by phoenixheat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recommend a trip to Thailand. I understand Thailand specializes in just such procedures.
or
You may do my laundry, iron my clothes, clean my house, prepare my dinner and bring me something cool to drink.
2006-10-08 06:34:07 · answer #8 · answered by Ragnarok 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Estrogen shots
2006-10-08 06:36:22 · answer #9 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a woman? Or a wanna be?
2006-10-08 06:32:00 · answer #10 · answered by U.S.S. ENTERPRISE/SPOCK 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋