smells pretty funky in there, can I get my money back?
2006-10-07 22:47:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol
First re-check your order.
If they wrote that there won't be air holes (it is usually in small letters, on the bottom of last page), than there is nothing you can do.
They did the same thing to me, so I don't have my guinea pig. And I didn't get my money back.
2006-10-07 23:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, mail order brides are not under warranty once they have been delivered.
By the "funky" smell sounds like you either bought from the wrong "shop" or your bride's shelf date was "expired".
Next time you buy a bride I suggest you export her yourself.
Better luck next time.
2006-10-08 05:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by Ahava 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's probably just the normal smell of latex. Take her out of the box and unfold her and sprinkle some baking soda around before inflating her.
2006-10-08 05:48:54 · answer #3 · answered by Ragnarok 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Think you'd best concern yourself with getting rid of the body. People start to get awfully suspicious when you leave dead bodies lying around.
2006-10-08 05:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by Pif 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bury in the back yard under the tree,
and swear you never received it
2006-10-08 06:04:53 · answer #5 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send it back to the manufactorers and if they dont refund you, send them to court. You're sure to win on the grounds of murder in first degree.
2006-10-08 06:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well get some battery cables and connect them to her, warm her up a bit then have sex with her and then return her to the shipper, she is dead Why should you suffer?
2006-10-08 05:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indulge in some necrophilia, then discard.
2006-10-08 06:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by God all Mighty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im looking for a mob
where did u get her?
2006-10-08 05:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by sadoldgit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would use a fish tank water heater on her before i try anything, it'll warm thigs up for ya!!
2006-10-08 05:52:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋