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Once upon a time,
in a land far, far away,
lived a Madagascar hissing Cockroach, named Lucky Lewie,

Lucky Lewie always wanted to see the great state of Texas.
Let's face it folks, when you live in Madagascar there is something wondrous about cowboys, the open range and
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So ole Lewie packed his little bag and boarded the "Madagascar Cruise Liner" and began his journey.
On his journey he met some of the most fascinating people and took some of the greatest pictures. Most of his pictures were of ankles---let's face it folks, when you are so short, that's about all you can photograph.

well anyway, ole Lewie's boat docked in Houston....
and he was in a state of awe.
All around him were men in cowboy hats and boots....
just like on t.v.
and the Texas drawls--were so intriguing.

Mesmerized, Lewie took his camera out of his duffel bag
and took aim at a big tall cowboy with spurs on....

all of a sudden Lewie felt the most excruciating pain......
it began to get dark,
he felt weak,
he couldn't move,
he was floating toward the light

and right before he died he heard.


"Ewwwww......did you see the size of that roach I stomped?"

(the end.....no pun intended)

2006-10-07 20:32:50 · answer #1 · answered by Moma 7 · 0 0

The princess Crystal works in the glass shoe factory for years.
Prince Mark walks through the factory and gazes upon her beauty.
They go have a malt at the corner ice cream shoppe in town.
They talk for hours and fall asleep watching the sun rise.

2006-10-07 20:27:48 · answer #2 · answered by Mark 3 · 0 0

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2006-10-08 06:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by PAPU 3 · 0 0

Your going to die in your sleep. Sweet dreams now =)

2006-10-07 20:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by †ᴰᴲᵛᴵᴸ† 5 · 1 0

read Where the Wild Things Are or Goodnight Moon.

2006-10-07 20:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by eehco 6 · 0 0

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