I cannot imagine what has gotten into the child.
2006-10-07 19:37:41 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
NO. MORE. WIRE! HANGERS!!! GrrrrrrrrghhhhhAAHHHHHH!! I know that the child must drive you insane, Joan. I suggest tying her to the bed at night so that the mischievious little imp can't bother you. Meanwhile, I think you should treat yourself to a new pair of shoes, dear....or five dozen. Lay on your fancy sofa, and drink, drink, DRINNNK yourself into oblivion as you revel in the fabulousness of your new kicks!
2006-10-08 05:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by NA 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like my bf. His idea of "cleaning" one day was to put all the big heavy-duty plastic hangers in the main coat closet and all the other types in the other one. This of course left not enough hangers in the main closet so I had to go pull a few more out of the other one.
2006-10-08 12:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by Dellajoy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's Oooooh Kaaaaaaay, Joan. Sit down now, and relax. Everything's going to be alright. Here...say hello to Johnie Walker, he'll make it all better while I help you understand.
You see. Christina loves you with allllllllll her heart and wants to please you. You said no wire hangers and so she would never ever have one. But...Sweety.....you left her no money when you died so she has to buy plastic ones at Wal-mart just like all of your other fans. Many of your loving fans have plastic hangers. Sooooo she's just wanting to be like them, see Honey Lamb?
So you just sit here and enjoy your little drink and remember how much Christina loves you. The little pill I put in you drink should kick in very soon.
There...there...Joan...... there....there.....
2006-10-08 11:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Because Mommy Dearest said "No wire hangers! Ever!"
2006-10-08 02:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by nite_raideress 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Mommy Dearest will beat that a** all over again if she catches her with wire hangers.
2006-10-08 02:46:51 · answer #5 · answered by Smokeahontis© 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because after she rips up your show clothes she can make ZILTCHES with the plastic hangers, you can't do that with metal hangers!!
2006-10-08 10:26:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good Lord, Joanny! You ain't taught that li'l youngun nothin' have ya......You mark my words! She's gonna be just as bigga ***** as you are one fine day!
2006-10-09 05:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by Capt. Kangaroo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'cuz Christina LoVeS plastic we All know that!
2006-10-08 02:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by OkieOk 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because her mother said "NO MORE WIRE HANGERS" while her mother beat her with it. that was a sad moment in that movie.
2006-10-09 03:48:59 · answer #9 · answered by Peace 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the devil got in this child.
2006-10-08 02:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋