Mine was to a girl who said 'Guys just think with their penises!' I responded 'Ok hon, let's put our heads together then!'
2006-10-07 19:12:08 · 5 answers · asked by Huguenot 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
When I first married my husband, his father hated my guts. He follows Tibetan Buddhism and is always talking about "Right thinking and right action" being very important to living a balanced, harmonious life.
So one day we got into an argument and he looks at my husband and says "Sam, get her out of here before I punch her."
And I got right in his face and said "Oh, GOOD BUDDHIST, Preston. Right Thinking, Right Action, Roght HOOK!"
It shut him up pretty quick.
We get along great now, by the by.
2006-10-07 19:16:48 · answer #1 · answered by j3nny3lf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k this is pretty messed up but let me give you the scenario. my phone just got shut off and my friends were giving me a hard time for not paying the bill or w/e soooo someone makes fun of me saying im too broke to pay my phone bill and i respond "That's cause your mom's not working hard enough" haha sooooooo messed up but if you dont get the joke oh well? lol
2006-10-07 19:23:20 · answer #2 · answered by Tyler B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To a man: "You must be one of the leaders of those men who have yet to evolve."
To A Woman: "I am surprised to find a woman like you who has spent so much time with men who have yet to evolve. I'm sure it was a riveting experience."
2006-10-07 19:18:15 · answer #3 · answered by Monsieur Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama
2006-10-07 19:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by fall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That...was...pathetic. Come on!!!! You call that a comeback?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!? My god, you're a complete idiot aren't you?!?!
2006-10-07 19:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by The_Witch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋