2006-10-07 19:01:10 · 13 answers · asked by super girl 3 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Well, see... hell, I don't know. What's it like being a man?
Okay, imagine a watermelon. Then someone with a baseball bat came up and hit it 3.73837 times. Then it went through a wodd-chipper-maker-thingy. Then a madman with a rusty chainsaw came and cut the wood-chipper in half 'cause he thought it was too loud. Then Mario comes (don't ask me what the hell Marios's doing there) and he throws a Koopa shell at the madman and trips him. Then James Bond comes in with a handgun and blasts Mario three times with a Sig Sauer from his inner vest pocket. Meanwhile, Maniac Magee comes running through and "accidentally" knocks over Bond, who gets pissed and tries to shoot the kid, but misses and hits Adolf Hitler, who was walking by, saluting himself. Now, all the Nazis get angry, and they start blasting away at Bond, who dies within a few seconds. Then they see Mario, lying near death on the ground, bleeding, and suddenly, an H-bomb drops on them all, wiping out the place into a giant parking lot. Then Batman comes in, and he lloks around and gets hit by Magee, who just happened to survive (what the hell?). Now imagine that watermelon again. Yeah.
2006-10-07 19:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by The_Witch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This might surprise you, but it's very hard to be a man, some people expect certain things from you just because you are a man, women simply are what they are from the day they are born, they just have to fallow the mother, but a man must become, he must take his own road which is full of traps to become a man. Because you are a man, you tend more to violence, and people provoke you just for being a man. And you have to do so much for your love, to think things logically, to seek the best action and to determine the path you must take in life.
2006-10-08 06:25:07 · answer #2 · answered by Faust 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its hard. Expectations are high.
You work long hours, bring home the bacon, get no sleep, and generally be the pillar of strength for the family. But i like it, except for the lack of sleep.
2006-10-08 02:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by sshazzam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite desperation
2006-10-08 02:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only good thing about being a man is the balls
2006-10-08 02:04:09 · answer #5 · answered by Jason M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A king, half god and half devil, tearing through life leaving a trail of smoke and blood. To get there and have a woman say. "where the hell were you?"
2006-10-08 02:20:01 · answer #6 · answered by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A very hard job.... sometimes.
But I enjoy. Girls are so beautiful, so lovely...
I cannot stop admiring them, cannot stop flirting.
Life is ---- sometimes --- really great!!!
FOR A MAN !!!!
2006-10-08 07:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be a very hard job... Believe me it is not
easy to stay with me. Sometimes I am a real Beast !!!
2006-10-08 06:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is wanting, needing power...
Wanting, needing sex...sometimes so much it aches...
Power provides sex & security..
I suppose that is the most basic drive for men...
2006-10-08 02:05:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's fun to have a penis, but it is annoying when you have to keep your legs too close together.
2006-10-08 06:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by trickdaddy_c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋