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The next guy I see telling anyone they are going to hell is gonna get hurt by me. I will walk up and pretend I support them and just blind side with a punch in the teeth. I am really going to try to punch all their front teeth out. You better hope its not you.

2006-10-07 17:37:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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I'll be standing by with a cold compress for your hand. And a nice beverage. And, my sister will make you a sandwich.

2006-10-07 17:40:15 · answer #1 · answered by silvercomet 6 · 1 0

Even if it's a born again Christian that happens to be a 260 pound 6 foot 5 inch linebacker that plays for the Denver Broncos? I doubt you will. You probably would not be as angry under those circumstances.

2006-10-07 18:12:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Who ever told you that u were gonna go to hell, honestly, I think 90% of the population is going there anyhow. I agree that people should not throw things down your throat, but you have the option of walking away, look at it this way, when someone tells you that or u see them preaching, as was that crazy religious lady who actually wanted to picket at those poor amish kids funerals, she actual has the nerve to tell the amish (where u can't get more innocent than that!) they are going to hell. Anyhow, next time someone preaching something down your throat, swallow and say hey, thanks I'll see u there!!!

2006-10-07 17:43:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

your threats of violence are understandable.
we live in country were you can preach and tell people what they are doing is wrong even though simple, SIMPLE ethic tests prove that there is no need for any punishment, yet if u dare say a bad thing about god or support secular thought then you will pay a hefty price in many circumstances

2006-10-07 17:42:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh, my dear Terry, I wish I could run away & marry you forever.

Imagine: you & me could be partners in so-called "Crime" (note how the word "Crime" is in quotations, as I don't consider abusing a Christian to be such a thing.)

Sigh.

We could be so wonderful together; just like Bonnie & Clyde.

2006-10-07 17:52:26 · answer #5 · answered by Lauren C.: Led-head 4 (∞) 4 · 0 0

as an atheist i get that all the time...from my own family!!

this is an actual conversation i had with my grandmother shortly after her brother died of cancer. it was out of the blue really. i dont know how it got started.
G=Grandma
M=Me
G: You realize you dont fit in.
M: Huh?
G: You dont fit in with this family. We all believe in God.
M: Thats not going to convert me.
G: You realize your going to hell.
M: What?
G: You dont believe in God. Your going to Hell. i dont want you to, but thats whats going to happen.
M: As an atheist, i dont have to worry about a God who punishes with fire and torture.
G: Never say that in my house again. you are not an atheist.
M: I dont believe in any Deity, and thats the definition of an atheist.
G: Get out. This is a house of faith. we believe in god in here.

and then i left. my grandma! would you belive that? everyday i get happier that i am an atheist. the christains are so accustomed to solving problems with violence...lets follow suit.

2006-10-07 17:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

jews catholics christians and any faith it extremely is acceptable to the single authentic God the daddy of christ . those are all at odds for many motives and definitely none of those are appropriate and has it perfect yet all think of different is incorrect . God sent his son to pay for our sin and supply us new doctrine to be saved . that guy replace into incorrect yet so have been you to lash out at him . have satisfaction that your a christian yet dont think of your the only faith God will settle for whilst he comes decrease back to earth some day . for my area there'll be 7 tribes that christ will settle for whilst he returns and catholic is one in each and every of those and christian is yet another . we've twisted Gods words and his intensions to our very own benifit . God isn't a poor vengeful destrucktive and killing God . he's loveing and mercaful and understanding and hears each and every coronary heart that speaks to him in reliable faith . the jews are his chosen human beings and their acts and faith are reliable ones so he will return to them first whilst he comes . for all of us to declare im a babtist or christian or methadist or prodistion or catholic and im the only faith and the different is going to hell is condeming themselves by skill of doing this . seem to God on your guideince and understanding yet be careful to no longer jion people who might decide the entire international to rigidity others to jion their faith by skill of condeming others . seem to the pink words of christ and do as they say and youll be advantageous whilst judgement comes yet ask God to forgive that guy and you for hitting him and pray for people who're puzzled .

2016-12-13 04:09:49 · answer #7 · answered by kull 4 · 0 0

Why do that? That's no fun. Instead tell them you like warm weather. Tell them you look forward to external damnation because you're a masochist. Tell them you know God and God said they are going to hell too. Ask them if they are God because only God would know if you're going to hell. Ask if you should bring sun tan lotion!

2006-10-07 17:41:47 · answer #8 · answered by Gypsy Cat 4 · 1 0

Who's running?

2006-10-07 17:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lmao
i'm athiest, ant that sht happens to me too. they tell me that because i have no faith, demons will rip out my organs over and over and over again in hell for all of eternity.
and i'm like: seriously, dude. shut the fck up.
and they just tell me they pity me and pat me on the back.

2006-10-07 17:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by YeahImAzn 2 · 1 0

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