Why don't they want to live in a free country like the USA?
2006-10-07 17:01:18 · 22 answers · asked by Dumb American 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
You are one tootie fruitty..... You might be referring to China and not Canada. Let me guess...... you're blonde.
2006-10-07 17:27:27 · answer #1 · answered by JC B 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
No, here in Canada we live in shackles and can't leave out Igloo's in fear of being dragged off, raped, then eaten by Polar Bears. I live in the southern parts of Canada (near Ottawa). We have no Polar Bears, but we do have Long Tooth Snow Monkeys. The government breeded these animals like mad... And now they use them to scare us into voting for communists. America, help! like you helped Iraq! Kill our children, before the bloody snow monkeys do! I'm sick of smoking pot all the time, getting drunk on our strong beer and eating hockey pucks! And free health care is a drag too! Oh help me, America! Send Stephen Colbert!
2006-10-08 00:25:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Now don't be too hard on our northern neighbors. It may take them a little time to get straightened out. Fox news has been available for them for several months now and it shouldn't be too long until they will get straight. One clear sign is the new prime minister. Now, if they can get rid of the commislamic fascist news industry up there, they have a good chance of being a good neighbor again.
2006-10-08 00:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Their leader supports George Bush!
I am married to a Candian, so that makes me Canadian. I love Canada! I love going to the Doctor when I want. I love it all. If this is Communism...boy, this is the life.
By the way Dumb, it's Democratic Socialism, not Communism.
2006-10-08 00:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by jewels_46_2 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Never been to Canada have you, the people there are happy with the way things are done. Many things like national health care that we in the U.S. do not have. Great fishing and hunting. They in many ways live a lot freer then we do in the States.
2006-10-08 00:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I'm not sure which is sadder:
1.) The possibility that you're really as dumb as some of your questions make you seem, or
2.) The probability that you believe you're being clever and/or funny with these questions.
But I'm voting for #2.
2006-10-09 15:18:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This sound like a set up questions. Are you a Canoodle?
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-pOypG0szd7Pv_X1rQxw_4qCWpA--?cq=1&p=194
2006-10-08 00:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Dumb American
You shouldn't say things like that. Now Bush will want to go and 'liberate' them. And we all know that when Bush 'liberates' you, you could end up wishing that he hadn't. Ask the Iraqis
2006-10-08 00:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by Ferret 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
hahaha canada commmunist... I mean egads these questions are getting so..... ummmm either silly or ridiculous..
2006-10-11 19:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a life
2006-10-08 00:06:08 · answer #10 · answered by Mr.Death 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋