2006-10-07 16:02:59 · 14 answers · asked by Dr Feel 1 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
Actually, no.....
On the first play from scrimmage, yer grandmother would be brought down by some 250 pound DLB, crushing the first four vertebrates of her spinal column. At that point lying completely paralyzed from the neck down, she would at least feel none of the terrible agony from her other 17 broken and crushed bones nor the 23 torn and ripped ligaments. Mercifully she would quickly lose consciousness as the broken rib fragment tore through her aorta, mercifully ending her agony!
2006-10-07 21:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Georgia's defense would be better if the cheerleaders went out on the field in place of the footbal players. They'd probably have the same skills, but they'd be distracting enough that the other team would have a harder time.
2006-10-07 23:08:54 · answer #2 · answered by Matt Harris 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she's dead she could! If she's alive, it would probably be more like 410 yards and 6 td's... lol
2006-10-07 23:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by silverblack12345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
georgia last i heard is mad at u but i bet if your grandma is 300 she could
2006-10-07 23:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did grandma play for Tennessee?Cause only Rocky top grandmas can git er done
2006-10-07 23:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by tnwolfeman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It appears that way. Can she return kicks also?
2006-10-07 23:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by jptheman25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Sure, if she wears the crimson and gray. go bucks.
2006-10-07 23:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by mesasa1978 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES. b/c the LONGHORNS ARE THE BEST
Hook 'em!
2006-10-07 23:04:40 · answer #8 · answered by taylorswift<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at this point, i would say yes!
i am so glad that they are losing!!!
2006-10-07 23:04:05 · answer #9 · answered by morgan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and spank their coach!!
2006-10-07 23:06:21 · answer #10 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋