ok i know this sounds gross but we all get the odd sensitive problem. i just took a dump in the toilet and i have no toilet paper, im sat here with my laptop and my landlord is due within the next ten minutes and i cant even leave the bathroom as im in a bit of a mess. what should i do?
2006-10-07 12:21:24 · 8 answers · asked by spongebob 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Time to learn a lesson. Never take you laptop to the bathroom again. Stick your butt in the tub and wash it off with soap and water. Greet the landlord with a smile always pay your rent on time. First chance you get buy a large supply of toilet paper. Time to grow up, if you have an apartment Mommy isn't there to keep you in toilet paper. Grow up, be come responsible and learn to be more civil.
2006-10-07 12:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by ruthie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth??? Try your hand. The guys in Iraq have had to do that and I don/'t think you are any better than they are. You have soap and water to wash your hands. Also--get a wash cloth and wet it and use it. Good Luck. Funny. Where there's a will, there is a way. I've heard older folks tell about using corn cobs and newspaper for the outside toilets.
2006-10-07 19:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some Indian people don't believe in loo paper...they wash their bits with soap and water using their hands ; worth a try?
2006-10-07 19:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by pol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait for your landlord and when he comes tell him to bring you some toilet paper
2006-10-07 19:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by sillygrl1996 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhhh, hop in the shower, maybe? But why would you take your laptop into the john?
2006-10-07 19:24:11 · answer #5 · answered by warriorwoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I"m into this 20 mins after you wrote it and if your still there use your underwear and throw em away
2006-10-07 19:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Email someone LOL
2006-10-07 19:28:40 · answer #7 · answered by cfoxwell99 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
order some tp from walmart.com lol
2006-10-07 19:27:00 · answer #8 · answered by Tiffy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋