2006-10-07 11:50:41 · 15 answers · asked by bob b 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
make an appointment with the dentist a.s.a.p
2006-10-07 11:54:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A spork is a hybrid form of cutlery. It is based upon a spoon, with the addition of the tines of a fork (usually three or four). A similar utensil, the splade, also has the serrated edge of a knife. Spork-like utensils have been manufactured since at least the late 1800s; patents for spork-like designs date back to at least 1874 and the word "spork" was registered as a trademark both in the U.S. and the U.K. decades later. Sporks are offered in both re-usable and disposable form and are quite versatile. They are commonly used by fast food restaurants, prisons, school cafeterias, and backpackers. users of sporks can be afflicted by a uncurable condition, the only hope for these sufferers is to be locked away and fed by drip for the rest of there days.
ok...Google supplied most of that..i added the last sentance..wouldnt wanna give you nighmares (where it says they are versatile..your use isnt what they had in mind i suspect)
2006-10-07 12:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not well. Leave the sporks alone - they've done you no harm yet because you feel the need to rub yourself against them you put these poor sporks through a living hell. I think I shall have to report you to the RSPCS if I here any more of this terrible treatment.
2006-10-07 12:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it is the pleasure of the spork; half spoon half fork. You are a horny little devil! But if I were you I don't think anything would be wrong with it. It just means you are growing up and masturbating as normal people do. Keep on with it! It might turn people on!
2006-10-07 12:13:24 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you will die in 2 days if you touch a nother spork again. Geez where do you guys come up with this stuff? I bet it you stab yourself with the spork it will cure you.
2006-10-07 11:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trouble with SPORK? Getting that strange twitching feeling? Use FRUNT to cure that SPORKy itch. FRUNT may smell, may itch like fury, may make you swell up like a TRILD, but it's a lot better than fondling SPORK where your friends may see you. Buy FRUNT today to make the SPORK go away.
2006-10-07 11:54:44 · answer #6 · answered by stevensontj 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
whats a spork?
2006-10-07 11:51:59 · answer #7 · answered by Alfred E. Newman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes what is a spork?
2006-10-07 12:05:39 · answer #8 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, cut your hands off, you dirty blighter you.
I like rubbing my body hair with beer
It comes up half cut, all the time
2006-10-07 15:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by GB123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with stevenson. That is exactly what google said. Good Luck.
2006-10-07 12:07:49 · answer #10 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly. Consult a psychiatrist about it.
2006-10-07 11:52:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋