what would you do?

Question

what would you do if a tall guy called frank came around your house wearing a pink frock, climbed onto your table and started singing the hey macarena song while calling you 'barbara' and demanding lots of cups of tea?

Answer 1

I'd say 'If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - you're not welcome at my dinner parties any more, Dad!'

Answer 2

Being a man I'd hardly have the same reactions with yours ;
I'd check his soberness and then I'd tell him Barbara just left and
asked me to tell you she's been waiting for you down the main street ! Then I'd make him a big jar of tea, without sugar, but full
of lime inside...(he'd drop down).
But , Poppy, dancing on a table sounds like greek habits!
Which one is having some greek roots here ?

Ciao........John-John.

Answer 3

Well, I guess I would join him in a round of the "macarena" then give him lots of TEA?

Answer 4

enjoy it go put on a pink frock n join in tape it send it to u've been framed n make some money too

Answer 5

I'd take one look at the pink frock & wouldn't let him through the door!!!

Answer 6

Put some sleeping pills in the tea.

Answer 7

Frank wouldn't make it to my table. My dogs would eat him at the gate.

Answer 8

i'll do the macarena with him and then ask him to make green tea for me ;)

Answer 9

Repeatly beat him about the head with a cane.

Answer 10

I'd beat the crap out of him and throw his body out of my house.

Answer 11

I would phone the nearest psychiatric hospital - for me!!