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this morning i woke up at just after 7 . i got dressed, give my wife a kiss goddbye and then i drove to work. i done a full days work then drove home and came onto yahoo answers. then i realized that i'm not married, i dont have a car and i'm unemployed. what the hell happened???

2006-10-07 11:26:56 · 22 answers · asked by poppy 1 in Home & Garden Other - Home & Garden

22 answers

honey is that you?

come home sweetie....you do have a wife and children and we miss you.'
oh could you please pick up some milk?

2006-10-07 11:34:28 · answer #1 · answered by beckdawgydawg 4 · 0 0

Wake up, you are dreaming, you really are married, have six kids, a huge mortgage you can't pay, and a go nowhere job, what the hell happened?

2006-10-07 11:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by festus_porkchop 6 · 0 0

Hey, and you're not on Yahoo Answers either. Maybe you should get to bed as you need to get up early for school. Spelling test tomorrow.

2006-10-07 11:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0 0

Too many drugs when you were younger!! I blame yahoo answers. Are you sure you didnt kiss the dog?

2006-10-07 11:31:05 · answer #4 · answered by andygos 3 · 0 0

You got sucked into a worm hole during the night

2006-10-07 11:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by candyfloss 5 · 0 0

Well I hope "me" didnt mean phantomswife lol. !!!! Guess is was a dream...or a nightmare. Sure it wasnt a horse (mare) thatyou went to work on?

2006-10-07 11:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What did you do last night??? And you should have realised there was something wrong when you were working on a Saturday...

2006-10-07 12:21:10 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah A 6 · 0 0

ok that doesnt make sense. how can u kiss ur wife goodbye, and hop in the car when you ahve neither ?

2006-10-07 11:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by Pooh Bear 1 · 0 0

lmao it's a full moon lol
Need I explain any further?..lmao..I went to work today and I think everyone and there brother was out today and the weird things that went on ..omg! lmao..lol...

2006-10-07 11:30:55 · answer #9 · answered by Rain32 4 · 0 0

Mmm, a weird day for a weird bloke!

2006-10-07 11:32:36 · answer #10 · answered by jackie w 2 · 0 0

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