What do you think of her plans?

Question

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) has embarked on an ambitious agenda for "Cleaning the U.S. House" once she assumes control.

There is, of course, the unfinished business of the November 7 elections to consider, but Congresswoman Pelosi regards the election itself to be a minor detail, unworthy of undue distraction.


To Americans still on the fence about the election, please think about the likely agenda that Pelosi would pursue:



* Impeachment of George W. Bush:


Pelosi and her supporters have all but guaranteed to impeach the president if elected. Pelosi is likely to make "swearing at George W. Bush" her first item of business after the obligatory "swearing in" of the new congress.



* Withdrawal of Troops From Iraq:


Once President Bush has been dealt with, Pelosi will move for the immediate withdrawal of all U.S. forces from Iraq. Pelosi will ask that the 130,000 troops in Iraq be placed on "stand by" for assignment to Haiti or other location where there is absolutely no legitimate American interest at stake.


Congresswoman Pelosi will also ask that American military force be available to seize any Wal-Mart store that refuses to cover 100% of employee health care costs, or to pay a minimum wage of $25 an hour.



* Apology for "Ugly American" Behavior:


Democrats would like nothing better than to issue a blanket apology to the world for America's wrongheaded policies while Republicans controlled the White House and or either chamber of congress. Such a declaration would specifically apologize to all Muslims, Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Il, leaders of the former USSR, and assorted other nice guys for the boorish, America first, behavior of Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, and both U.S. presidents answering to the moniker George Bush.



* Forgiveness of Terrorists:


If Speaker Pelosi were to have her way, the United States would issue a formal statement of forgiveness to Osama bin Laden and the original 19 hijackers of 9/11 notoriety. The Pelosi statement would declare that, all things considered, America probably deserved 9/11.


The statement would include a thank-you message to bin Laden for delaying the World Trade Center attack until Bill Clinton was safely out of office, thereby allowing Democrats to blame George W. Bush for 9/11.


Pelosi would also make it a federal "hate crime" to draw derisive cartoons, speak in a disparaging manner, or otherwise offend Islam, the prophet, Allah, the Koran, or Osama bin Laden.



* Free Pilot Training:


In the name of acceptance and to demonstrate that real Americans do not hold grudges, Ms. Pelosi would propose to provide free training and licenses to young Middle-Eastern men from terrorist-sponsoring nations who speak Arabic and who have always dreamed of flying jumbo jets. This program would not cover plane landings.

* America's New Manifest Destiny

In an attempt to chart a bold and exciting new direction to American history, Pelosi would propose a revised "Manifest Destiny" for the 21st century.


Pelosi's plan would entitle impoverished Latinos to enter the United States for whatever purpose, and at the time, date, and location of the migrants' choosing. In addition, anyone able to speak Spanish would be granted immediate U.S. citizenship, including voting rights, with no further qualification required.


Pelosi would establish an "Open Borders" policy at our southern border, and makes it a federal "hate crime" to speak English when addressing illegal aliens with Hispanic surnames.
Although Pelosi's more radical notions are still being drafted, this list should provide a red flag for any American who really cares about the future of our great nation!

Answer 1

I think Nancy Pelosi is a dangerous far left wing radical, she should be frightening everyone as much as she does me. How anyone with a sane mind and alittle common sense can listen to her spewed venom is beyond me!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

The first two alone make her the most intelligence and reasoned person in Washington, although no one is going to impeach Bush.

I am a liberal who doesn't want the democrats to win in November. First, they are really no better than Republicans in terms of greed and self-interest. As second, this the conservatives' avalanche of disasters and I think they should be allowed to, like an alcoholic, hit bottom first.

Then, the democrats can take the White House and use all the executive power republicans have stolen while raping the US Constitution and use it to slam all right-wing religious and conservative groups. Revenge and redemption are so sweet.

Answer 4

Sounds pretty much like a dictatorship.

Is she planning on moving into the White House after she swears at the president.

These are the ravings of a totalitarian communist. Radical left-wing extremist

Answer 5

I just love it when Pelosi pops her eyes out of her head.
It's a sure sign of insanity.
She loves terrorists. She loves communists.
Well, I guess most Democrats love terrorists & communists.
Maybe she's just a typical Democrat.

Answer 6

I think Rep Pelosi is a flake. A worthy representative of her flaky San Francisco constituents.

Answer 7

I think she would never get past day one on not me's list.

Answer 8

In other words, she will shoot the USA in the foot

Answer 9

So now she is going to run in 2008, too?

Answer 10

Well stated, and thank you so much!