My girlfriend really likes farts, but every time I fart she says that they smell like crap. I have tried eating less meat, but I honestly want them to smell like strawberries and bananas. Please aid me on this baffling matter. Thanks!
2006-10-07 10:27:51 · 31 answers · asked by phobo3 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
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2006-10-07 10:29:32 · answer #1 · answered by momo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, if your girlfriend likes farts so much, what do hers smell like? Stawberries and bananas? If so, you should be asking her! As I've always said that if farts and crap smelled good, then our bodies wouldn't be in such a rush to get rid of them -- it's called 'waste' for a reason, dude. BUT, (no pun intended) if you do find a miracle cure for the stank that farts make, we should put it in everyone's main water supply, paper mills, and sewage treatment plants - that way the the whole world would smell better, not just your own butt. Untill there is a miracle cure, there is a spray that you can get at WalMart called Zero Odor. Try it out and, hey man, good luck to you in whatever you do do (pun intended)!
2006-10-07 17:41:09 · answer #2 · answered by Beth 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is indeed a baffling problem.
Try drinking straight perfume about 6 oz. should do it.
Another interesting fact is that people enjoy the smell of their own farts but dislike the smell of others. In a study done by the federal government at a cost of many tens of thousands of dollars George W found out this was the case and he was disappointed as he thought everyone liked the smell of his farts and it turned out it was just him and his dad.
2006-10-07 17:35:23 · answer #3 · answered by ec1177 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You can't make them smell good. Farts is methane gas that forms from your food getting digested. Beans for example create more of that gas so in turn when you eat more beans you fart more. The smell comes from the gas passing through all the feces(poop) inside of you. So there's no way to make it come out smelling good. I just thought of this but maybe you could neutralize the smell by putting cologne or something on your butt.
2006-10-07 17:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by strongman 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think that's physically possible. If you look up what a fart is, it's a way to expel intestinals gasses through the anus. There is no way your intestines can smell like anything but crap.
I'd recommend having some air freshner around when you pass gas in front of your girl.
-B
2006-10-07 17:31:30 · answer #5 · answered by bibitopito 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
U r weird? and your girlfriend is ,, if she likes farts u cant make a fart smell nice ,, its all waste product that the body excretes. if you dont want your fart to stink try food combining that means dont eat carbohydrates with proteins or visa versa and eat fruit on its own in the morning
2006-10-07 17:32:31 · answer #6 · answered by Izzy10 S 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OK OK ok Ive got it !!you will love this answer it is smart !!!get you a box of the best smelling dryer sheets like snuggles ,line you butt with a couple sheets and when the air comes out ,you should have a frangrence.
drink you a bottle of banana body spray ,but the cotton candy body spray is best .hope this helps mend your relationship ,and you smell happy ever after.
2006-10-07 17:57:13 · answer #7 · answered by Holly 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Purchase fruit scented underware...but of course, you can always fart somewhere else besides sitting or standing next to your girlfriend.
2006-10-07 19:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course they smell like crap ! Your gf needs a wakeup call. People who like farts are somewhat rare dude...
2006-10-07 17:30:49 · answer #9 · answered by mathlete1 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
well if good things going in end up smelling bad, maybe you should try bad things going in to smell good? Just a thought.
2006-10-07 18:01:15 · answer #10 · answered by larryyinger 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fart has never smelled good and never will. I hear from you for the first time that one might like farts.
2006-10-07 17:30:37 · answer #11 · answered by lugil 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋