just need to know....fast
2006-10-07 10:06:05 · 8 answers · asked by andigirl 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Hobbies & Crafts
Feed it to the pigs. They'll eat through everything including bones in hardly any time at all. Just be sure to remove the teeth and find a different way to dispose of those, because it's the only stuff that doesn't digest well. But teeth are small so they're easy to hide.
2006-10-07 11:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by Everyone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, get your self a quality meat grinder. Then, start chopping. Divide the "ground meat" into nice tidy portions and store it in your freezer. Now all you have to do is discard of one of the frozen portions at your own leisure every couple of days. Make sure you check the mouth for any dental gold. Remove any gold crowns, or any "grills" as the youngsters like to call them, melt them down so they are no longer recognizable as dental gold, then sell them.
You could always make one hell of a realistic "leather face" costume for Halloween using the excess flesh. You may want to spray some of your favorite perfume on the "skins" to cut down on that embarrassing "rotting flesh" odor.
If you don't feel like chopping all night long, you could always try selling the corpse to a less than reputable medical school for a few extra bucks. As you are driving the dead person to the med school you could even prop him or her up in the front seat, allowing you to use the "car-pull" lane trimming loads of time off of your trip.
I hope I was able to help out a little. If I may, I suggest that you watch a couple episodes of the Sopranos. They are always finding new and inventive ways of making people "disappear".
2006-10-07 11:55:04 · answer #2 · answered by jam961 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn it in to the police, they will do their best to find out who it belongs to and return it. If it is unclaimed in 30 days you can file with them to claim it as your own.
Otherwise, as the Premier of the Province of Alberta, Ralph Klien says "Shoot, shovel, and shut up!"
2006-10-07 10:09:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat it with some fave beans and a nice Chianti!
2006-10-07 19:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Information, I think the number is 911...
2006-10-07 12:18:39 · answer #5 · answered by sendmedaisies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pigs will do the job but you must crush the skull they cant get it in there mouth last thing you want left is the dam head when you were so close...lol
2006-10-07 15:40:53 · answer #6 · answered by sommiegenne 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Break into your local funeral home and borrow their crematorium.
2006-10-09 08:27:02 · answer #7 · answered by spunk113 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
burn it, then flush the ashes down the toilet.
2006-10-07 10:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by redjarman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋