My fat wife is expecting our kid in a day or so, last night she told me that I couldn't have sex with her...What is that about ? I thought it was a wifes duty to satisfy the man in a " no questions asked " manner..I don't want to divorce her cause of the kid so I think my only option is to start seeing her mother. Her mother has expressed interest in me ever since I started dating my wife 4 years ago, and I've only taken her up on it twice, I would of done it more, but I love my wife..Here is my question, if I get my mother in law preggos ( she told me she can't get preggos, but we know how women lie to get sexed up ) how would my kid to be born in a day or so, be related to the kid my mother in law might have ?
2006-10-07 09:53:19 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
u need scycotherapy perverted petefile
2006-10-07 10:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you do your child and wife a favor and get out of their lives..... They will be better off without you. You sound very full of yourself with all your "sexed up" BS.....
You know - "it's not all about YOU"..... Any animal can have children..... It takes a 'man' to do the right thing. Sleeping with anyone else is wrong...... you can always take care your own needs for the time being. You don't sound like you love your wife or your child anyway - or maybe you're just too young to 'be where you're at"..... Love more to LOVE than having sex - it's called sacrifice and caring about someone MORE than yourself; sounds like your 'far from 'love''.
2006-10-07 10:00:08 · answer #2 · answered by longhats 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate to say this but you are a pig, if you cheat on your wife when she is 9 month pregnant! she can not safely have sex in the last month of her pregnancy. I always hate cheating men and think they are the lowest life form on earth, and when you married her you promised to be true to her. She will be hurt and broken heart when she finds out and believe me they always find out. And there will be some other man who will be more than happy to pick up the piecies which you broke and throw away!
She can do better than a cheating *** of a man. It is bad enough you are cheating but with her own mother. Maybe for her own good you should divorce her so she can find a real man to love her and her child.
I think you and her mother deserve each other.
I hate to think of a woman having to put up with you. I believe her mother is a heartless whore who only thinks of herself and how she can hurt her daughter and show she has no feeling for anyone but herself. Her mother and you would be perfect together you would make each others life hell!
A woman's husband is surpose to be there for her in this time and her mother too. But I believe both of you need to get out of the poor woman life, for good. she can do better than you, and her mother too.
You do not love your wife and her mother can not either to do this to her on child. Your both sick and need help!
2006-10-07 10:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by kay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The baby is VERY well protected in the uterus. It won't even be able to tell you guys are having sex. You cannot possibly hurt or harm or touch the baby while having intercourse. I would say to stop around the 39th-40th week, as the baby's head is pretty low, almost in the birth canal. Anytime before that is fine, per doctor's advice, so have at it and satisfy your wife! She's carrying your child- you better do something for her!
2016-03-28 01:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen your other questions, so I know that you are lying, and if you are not lying you are a stinking pile of excrement. If you did get your MIL pregnant - and i hope you don't - the child from that union would be a half sibling and an aunt or uncle to your child with your wife. Did you fail 6th grade biology?
2006-10-08 15:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by padget2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, you sound like your about 15, second of all you do not love your wife, cause a loving husband would not call his wife "my fat wife" i hope your wife finds out this is you because then she can divorce your stupid *** and take all of your money and marry someone better than you
2006-10-07 10:18:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
men you are nothing but a cheap pig, hey dude wake-up you have a wife that is 9 months. pregnant and your still have an appetite for sex get a life dude you need a robot or a dummy that you can abuse anytime you want shame on you and you call her fat,your lucky your not my brother in law cause if it happens that you are you will be seing double by now and you will be in a plaster cast
2006-10-07 09:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by Lionel M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know when women are pregnant we aren't into sex as much as before we get pregnant. We get agitated and lots more. It'[s just like when we are on we are bitchy. It's normal don't worry about it. You are a very horrible husband if you ask me how the hell are you ******* the mother when your married to her daughter. Your a very nasty man. You need a very good *** wopping. I'm glad I'm not your wife.
2006-10-07 09:58:04 · answer #8 · answered by SHORTY 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
guess what ????: after the kids born it will be a month or 2 before she can safly have intercourse . so what are you gonna do then . marriage gos both ways , so whats your obligation to your wife ??? at least you want to keep it in the family by doin mom . maybe you better get some lotion an learn how to do it on your own
2006-10-07 10:01:38 · answer #9 · answered by crazy_ol_hippie_radical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you are SICK. The dr should have already told you that you can't have sex with your wife 4 wks before the baby and 6-8 weeks afterwards. And as for her mother. . . yeah, go ahead, break up your marriage and pay child support and alimony for life. You ought to be hung up by your b*lls! You are treating your wife like garbage.
2006-10-07 09:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by snddupree 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
You would leave you wife for her mother?...... you had sex with her mother?..... Wut the fuc* is wrong with you? thats like her having sex with your dad!!! You need to check your self out, oh and FYI a relationship isn't all about sex smart one! You should care about her feelings do you know how painful being 9 months pregnant is!?! I would want to enjoy sex instead of having to go through contractons, having to stop thorugh up and whatever, what kind of man are you!?! your wife should divorce you if she wasn't pregnant you pervert!
2006-10-07 09:59:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋