HOW DO I GET IT OFF?!!!!
2006-10-07 09:13:20 · 15 answers · asked by adey p 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
yeah yeah
2006-10-07 09:17:24 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ Rum Rhythms ♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soak your poker with the hoover attached ( i hope for your sake this is a joke) in cold water, the colder, the better and let your baloney pony shrink in diameter. Pour a little cooking oil down the other end to help lube it out. Or imagine yourself walking into the emergency room with a vaccuum tube sticking out of your pants and the fallout from that. This has the potential to be really really hilarious at your expense. Next time try sucking it yourself, its alot safer, you could have done some real and permanent damage to mr happy and the connected internal organs.
2006-10-07 09:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by metalsoft@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously why would you be on da Internet if this is happening turn the dam hoover off and pull or use some kind of Lube but just make sure u unplug da hoover. n babe get ya self some real sex toys Hun there much safer.
2006-10-10 00:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by Loz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So let me see.....you have a vacuum cleaner stuck on your pee pee and the first thing you do is turn on your computer and type in a question on Yahoo Answers?
I'd try some oil or butter first....if that doesn't work, swallow your pride and go to the hospital. Oh yea, unhook the hose from the canister.....no need to drag that whole thing into emerg with you.
Boy, are they gonna laugh at you!
2006-10-07 10:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by Canadian Ken 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pity the poor hoover
2006-10-07 09:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
see this is what happens when you stick ya beef where it doesnt belong, when i got a ring stuck on my finger i used warm soapy water, kept twisting, i know it sounds like it will hurt but its this or the hospital docs cutting the pipe off.
2006-10-08 18:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by nicky l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, OMG, so sorry to hear that. I bet you dont do that again..
Ok, OIL, OIL, and lots of OIL. Dont try to yank it off, slowly work that oil down around the sides of it, plus as you get softer, itll begin to come out.
Wait, are you serious? lol
2006-10-07 09:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by ~~ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the blow function!?
Oh, sorry! You already did!
At least stop playing with it and give it a chance to get smaller.
2006-10-07 10:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by thespian 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well that's a new way to have a bl*w job.i have had a dam good laugh about it its made my day?
2006-10-07 09:54:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put something cold like a bag of peas on the tube..
or reverse the flow it you can..
good luck
2006-10-07 09:21:57 · answer #10 · answered by eyse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the hospital
2006-10-07 09:17:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋