I've got a brilliant hi-fi but it sounds ten times better when I'm stoned.
Why not just buy a grands worth of dope and always listen stoned than waste money on some old piece of tat?
2006-10-07 07:43:57 · 15 answers · asked by SilentRunning 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Why not go one step further and buy a grands worth of ecstasy instead. Then you won't need a hi-fi at all.
You could just rattle the cutlery drawer or activate the burglar alarm instead and it would sound good.
2006-10-07 09:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You've hit the nail on the head, matey! This is exactly what Sony, Samsung, and all the other big electronics companies have been trying to hide, because they know that once the secret's out, they'll be out of business. A few years ago I managed to infiltrate a leading electronics organisation - which I can't name for legal reasons. Anyway, I managed to gain entrance to their building, which I'll call "Sony Towers", and obtained a briefing document - at least I think this happened, as I had been taking a lot of LSD that day. Anyway, let me quote from the document: "It is imperative that our customers are never exposed to the mighty weed. Our projections show that if even 10% of the people who purchase our product were to turn to "Mary Jane", we calculate that McDonalds and Burger King would become the biggest global companies ever seen". You see, it's true. I went to the police but nobody would listen. They kept on fobbing me off with the usual: "Have you escaped from the rehab clinic again?!" and: " If you keep on taking that amount of coke you'll die", etc. The truth has to come out and now............what was I talking about?
2006-10-07 07:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by John P 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Society is as bad as an grumpy old teacher. The human race ivolved in a stupid and hard way. We could all be working right now farming and getting our food. Only that would happan if we found a proper way to live. It would still be easier if we used money as fuel. Now-a-days people see a coin they pick it up. Even if it is about 90 metres away. Id rather have the word election not exist
2016-03-28 00:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weed all the way man. Sure, most music was composed by people doped up so why shouldn't listeners be the same?
2006-10-07 08:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Roxie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A GRANDS WORTH OF DOPE ,ev erything should be in surround sound by the time youv`e done that ammount ,make sure its bubble though ...as they say if it dont bubble it aint worth the trouble
2006-10-07 08:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by elite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
$1,000 for weed? Are you nuts?
Just go get yourself an ounce and cull it for the seeds. Then germinate the seeds and plant it. If you do this in May then by October you'll be rolling in it. But be careful, if you live in Canada.....you can get a ticket if you're caught.
Even better....plant it on your neighbour's land.
Now, what was that about music?
2006-10-07 07:54:43 · answer #6 · answered by Jack 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Forget buying your self a stereo. Just come over to my place.
I'll let you listen for free, anytime if your buying.
I mean hey, isnt that what its really about, friends being together.
2006-10-07 15:08:58 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick with the weed, but hide it!
Someone breaks in, nicks your stereo, claim on insurance! Someone nicks your weed, don't think insurance will pay out! lol
2006-10-07 07:46:53 · answer #8 · answered by psychoticgenius 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to get to Amsterdam the Weed's better there and semi-legal
2006-10-07 08:31:57 · answer #9 · answered by kimbridge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loud Music can be bad for you... the whacky will eventually kill you... and smoking can cause probs with your hearing... Your senses are linked... it is the same process imagine as getting a cold and it effects you ears, but worse... you could also get lung cancer... but hey look on the bright side you are having fun, and who am i to preach... but you do have another sense somewhere around the brain area...
SEE ME AS A FRIEND BUDDY NOT AN ENEMY!
You know i'm right!
2006-10-07 08:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by Audiology@Home 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋