I like wearing women's underwear, but my cobblers keep falling out of the sides, and I don't like the floss

Question

It gets right up my a.rse crack.
Where can I find some of those comfy 'Bridgit Jones' jobbies?

Answer 1

Tesco's do a range in the Florence and Fred range that should meet your requirements. They're called mesh shorts and come in multipacks of 5 in blue or pink shades to match your mood. £2.50. A real bargain.
Do post the pics.......
A bit more attractive than the Bridget's.
And we all know you love Tesco's. - Clubcard points too should swing it.

Answer 2

The trouble is, you'd feel embarrassed in that sort of shop. All those big, elderly sales ladies and customers would stare at you witheringly.

Damart have an on-line mail order service, which is nicely discreet. For range, though, you can't beat Littlewoods, who still do their traditional printed catalogue which you can keep under your bed.

Answer 3

Cut off your cobblers

Or...

Go to a charity shop. They sell bridget jones style pants for older women.

Answer 4

The kitten knows quite a lot about this, don't you think?

The kind you're talking about aren't very attractive, are they? I think you could go with something like Victoria's Secret boyshorts. They're very comfortable, and much cuter than the one's your talking about. Your cobblers would be contained, as well.

Answer 5

Thats Very Disturbing

Answer 6

Who needs big "hold everything in" pants when you've got clingfilm? Get a couple of layers round your thighs, your jewels and your guts and you're well away son, cheap disposable pants that keep everything in place. If it's good enough for my cheese and pickle butties, it's good enough my my old chap.

Answer 7

Asda do a nice line in sheer Lycra pants, right up your street.

Answer 8

try M & S if not LaSenza sells some bridget jones style - lol - or wait why not just wear men's yeah???

Answer 9

Walmart, target,k mart some store like that

Answer 10

Try Kmart