Five reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If
you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that
computers should be referred to as if they were male.
Their reasons follow:
Five reasons to believe computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a
little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
2006-10-07 05:58:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol hahaha
2006-10-07 05:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, first of all, The computer is a male.
I agree with both of them. (equally funny)
If I would say that the computer is a female, this memory will bring it up later that I think females are evil...
All of a sudden, I am a jerk...
2006-10-07 06:05:45 · answer #2 · answered by Krimson K9 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha definitely male
2006-10-07 06:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by L ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe teh computer is really camilion you know it can chnge it sex at will. when working with a female it becomes a male and when working with a male it becomes female therfor making the computer smarter than any of us ever imagined.(ok my head is really hurting if I am thinking this far into a simple joke help me please)
2006-10-07 06:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im particular of maximum of them wot gender they are,perhaps some im not so particular approximately,i dont care,i admire em all! animal or not Lol! 2 of my contacts theory i replaced right into a guy,it cleary states on my profile,im a mum-not mr mum-they understand who they are-hi mateys! LOL
2016-10-18 23:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by cardish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL x 2 my wife liked that too
2006-10-07 07:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by SUPERSTAR X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask if she is a wonman or a man you are a sexly man do not for get that ok.
2006-10-07 14:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny.
2006-10-07 06:02:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA LMAO yet again!!!!!
2006-10-07 11:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOve it :)
2006-10-07 08:33:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋