After my secret date with my wifes cousin last night, I invited some friends over to drink beer and listen to some tunes, it was about 2.45 am, a little late, I agree...Anyways, my pregnant wife comes downstairs and asks me to turn the music down a bit, I told her to wear earmuffs and make the boys and me some chicken sandwiches and mind her manners when I have company over. Well she gave me a dirty look and that just made me more embarrassed, so I tied my wife up and threw her under the porch, well I guess the racoons were biting her ankles and I could hear her yell, honey, help, please, help...Well of course I just turned up the stereo to drown out her tearful pleas and partied it up a bit more...One of my friends untied her because I forgot about her and I passed out..Well this morning, I told her to go wax my truck in her bikini ( she's not showing that much right now ) as a few of my friends were coming over and I wanted to show her off..the ?? is, should I give her another chance
2006-10-07 04:28:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
no future as a storyteller, sorry!
2006-10-09 20:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would agree that your'e the one who needs tying up and thrown under the porch for doing what you did with the cousin...are you nuts!...not just nuts by the sound of it...you are also a male shovernist pig as well.....and if your wife had any sense she should be the one not to ever give you a second chance....you really dont deserve it.
2006-10-07 05:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't be for real. No one is really stupid enought to exhibit this type of behavior and then post it. But just on the off chance that you are for real here's my advice. KILL YOURSELF or let someone beat the **** out of you and take your wife away from you and give her the life she deserves. If this is you true behavior then you are WORTHLESS and taking up space and oxygen someone else could put to better use.
2006-10-07 04:37:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are full of it. You know when your wife looks at you with that evil eye, you cower in the corner like a scared little dog.
2006-10-07 04:30:52 · answer #4 · answered by T Time 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Agreed with her,you are obviously a brown eyed person,because you are so full of ****.
2006-10-07 04:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by gibbyguys 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your story is true, which I doubt, she oughta shoot you. You are like a complete @ss.
2006-10-07 04:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by padget2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
talk to here
2006-10-07 04:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she mean............
2006-10-07 04:31:16 · answer #8 · answered by Andy K 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋