how to have a safe lapdance????
2006-10-07 04:23:09 · 6 answers · asked by dude 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
wear condom incase things get out of hand
2006-10-07 04:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Henry_Tee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Make sure your church pastor, wife or girlfriend doesn't know where you are at the moment.
2. If you have to pay, pay in cash. Don't try to swipe your card on the woman's butt or else - the bouncers will take care of you.
3. And common, make sure she doesn't weigh more than 250 lbs, or you'll spend the remaining days of your life watching stripteasers on your wheelchair.
2006-10-07 04:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by Solomon Grundy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep your hands (& other body parts) to yourself, or the doormen will kick you out of the club so fast...
Cheers!
2006-10-10 07:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what makes a lap dance unsafe??? aren't your clothes on???
Best advice. Wear sweatpants, not jeans
2006-10-07 04:25:06 · answer #4 · answered by BigDanEaglesFan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
remove the pistol from your pocket ahhahaha hahahaha hahahaha lmao sorry
2006-10-07 04:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by sleepwalker69 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is there a different? I don't think so.
2006-10-07 04:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by zodiaccyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋