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I want to get to orgasam. Any tips? I dont have any toys and i cant buy one. I live with my parents who belive masturbation is morrally wrong and i dont want to get caught. Any household items?

2006-10-07 04:14:17 · 16 answers · asked by Frankie 2 in Health Men's Health

16 answers

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2006-10-07 04:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by toietmoi 6 · 0 1

So, masturbation is wrong, but you want to use toys?

That doesn't make sense at all!
If your parent caught you with a cucumber in your ***, that would be better???

Anyway, you can masturbate almost anywhere, in the shower, in bed ( late, if you don't weant to get caught). You don't need toys to get an orgasm.

2006-10-07 05:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by northmiamibeach1975 5 · 0 0

get 10 lbs of round beef in refrig. punch a hole and bring into the bathroom. You will find out masturbation will be right and not wrong anymore

2006-10-07 04:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by tellmetruth 3 · 0 0

How about one of those floaty noodle things you bring to the pool? But where the hole is at one end, cut the whole bigger so you penis can fit in. Then thrust your penis in and out of it. Email me sometime.

2006-10-07 04:20:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i was always told men work off of visual sitlation(SP) so i guess your computer is the best thing... you can look up all the porn you want.. get you so lube and go for it.. i'm sure you can find a woman onhere who has a cam and can help you out

2006-10-07 04:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by chrissy30753 2 · 0 0

A picture is worth a thousand words, so a thousand pictures are worth a million words!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bbb-01-/
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BBB-HJ-03/

Check these (and more in their links) groups about my own favorite and "odd"/different/"weird" masturbation techniques, centering around the B-doll fetish... Don't forget to use lubrication!

Cheers!

2006-10-10 07:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just go in the bathroom, lock the door and use your hands. Give it a try, I think you will like it.

2006-10-07 04:17:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

Brush a feather lightly over the tip, back and forth, back and forth, back and....you get the idea?

2006-10-07 04:20:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Apple pie?

2006-10-07 04:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by britishlit2002 3 · 0 0

Look... if you feel masturbation is normal... go ahead and do it and just enjoy when you shower... but just clean up after...

2006-10-07 17:53:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

try a cheese grater or meat cleaver

2006-10-07 07:51:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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