Whakkiest story!!!?

Question

i know this has got absolutely nothing 2 do with soccer but......whoever write the most crazy story wins!!!!
sumthin like this

one day a pig was picking cherries when suddenly mr. swizzle the pickle man came flying by when the cherries fell little ballerina's came skipping along little tails of a donkey pie in the sunlight of the moon. THE END

Answer 1

the lonely cristiano loving girl sarina was eating a carrot wrapped in BBQ sauce until her arch nemisis the Bunny came and flew the ipods toliets into the Austrailian Sea of cheerios. the cheerios got up and smacked prsident bush until his lungs blew out of his ears and fell on the money's OSOMA bin laden which made CRISTIANO RONALDO come along and kiss all his female fans *sigh*. he later kicked a football that went so high it touched the butt of saturn and fell into the pile of chemistry books that maria jordana the high school geek had to read to let the monkies jump up and attack the brazilian team causing them to go to lord and taylor and beg to the cashiers for a piece of wood to make a treehouse that was built in 1979 by a bird who eventually exploded into 2 pieces and made razr phones attack coleena the soccer fan of zlatan that made a terrorist bomb throw apples at the famous oscar winning actresses after they just talked on their banana covered phone which made them jump up into earth's core that knitted the sweaters.

Answer 2

Once upon time there was an ardent French football fan called Touzours.
He was extremely passionate about the French football team and a player called Zinedine Yazid Zidane.

Touzours was really looking forward to the 2006 football World Cup and when France progressed to the final to meet Italy he was overjoyed.
Touzours was at the match along with his best friend RO35. RO35 was of Italian descent but like Touzours he also supported France and was passionate about all things French.

During the match a French player called Malouda was fouled by an Italian player called Materazzi,a penalty was given.
The French maestro Zidane stepped up and calmly took the penalty.France were ahead by a goal to nil.
Touzours and RO35 went wild and hugged and kissed each other with joy!
Touzours even kissed the male Italian fan sitting next to him in the stands!!
However, his joy was shortlived as Materazzi (the villain of the piece) equalised for Italy with a well taken header.

The score remained 1-1 after 90 mins.
In the second half of extra time Zidane and Materazzi had an altercation.
Zidane told Materazzi that he wasn't fond of pizza or pasta and that the Leaning Tower of Pisa was a symbol of the inadequacies in the Italian manhood!!!

Materazzi retaliated by headbutting Zidane and was duly sent off by the referee.

In the dying seconds of extra time Zidane scored a superb goal from outside the eighteen yard box and secured victory for the French.

France became the Champions of the World for the second time in their illustrious history.

Touzours and RO35's joy knew no bounds.
They both moved to Pisa in Italy, where they visit the Leaning Tower everyday to pay tribute, because this monument was insrumental in France becoming world champions.

Touzours and RO35 grew old together and to this day they still reminisce about the glorious summer of 2006.

All the French fans lived happily ever after.

Answer 3

Hi Chris!
I don't have a wacky story to share, but I must tell you that I was impressed with Miz Boons' tale! I believe that she deserves the 10 points!

Answer 4

? little red riding hood planting beans for jack and the beanstalk,near the last pig`s brickhouse, with her friend goldenlocks and the seven dwarfs,while rapontsil ate the 3 bears porrage and chatted with pinocio .

Answer 5

I HAVE A COUPLE OF PIG STORIES FOR YOU