A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful
blond woman waving at him and says hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think your the father of one
of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your
son's math teacher."
2006-10-07 01:27:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I realize that this isn't the jokes category FFS! The people in jokes don't deserve this one.
2006-10-07 01:30:50 · update #1
That's hilarious! Poor guy lmaoooo.
2006-10-07 02:47:20 · answer #1 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha for the first time in my life i think i got a joke without anyone having to explain it to me.....
lol great
2006-10-07 01:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by zuli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA !
That's a good joke and at 1st I thought this was a question...
2006-10-07 09:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really really funny but it you put it in the wrong category.
2006-10-07 01:29:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke there, but what can I do about it? Dance like mad?
2006-10-07 01:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by Goddess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you just hate it when that happens... Nice bit of humor.
2006-10-07 02:15:17 · answer #6 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! i was a bit confused the first time so i reread it, you got me laughing there. poor guy, lol :D
2006-10-07 05:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by DJ Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but jokes are not from this category
2006-10-07 01:29:38 · answer #8 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2006-10-07 08:49:22 · answer #9 · answered by melfina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO hahahahahahaha good one ;) thanx
2006-10-07 01:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by ★HigHTƹcH★ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋