Come on, I'm serious here. When I sit down on the porcelain throne, my #1 priority is to pinch off a good loaf. What? Do some people sit down with a plate of waffles and a bacon side first? Do they hum little ditties as a warm up? I don't get it. I am there to do 1 thing and 1 thing only. Number one! Number one! Of course I've heard it said that some guys do a pump and dump. So I guess in their case #2 would apply.
2006-10-07 00:07:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You're supposed to pee in the toilet? Why? What, the back yard is only for the kiddie swing?
2006-10-07 02:28:18 · update #1
What a question ! Dunno why it's called a #2,but my brother gives graphic details of any "unusual" bowel movements,so he would be able to answer this. Big ones are known as "big as a baby's arm". Or "I've just sh*t a rugby ball". Loose ones are "I've just pebble-dashed the porcelain" and constipated ones are "I think some rabbit got there before me". Believe me,he could write a book on the subject !
2006-10-07 00:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-29 06:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I first heard this expression about 50 years ago when I was a child. It was considred impolite to be too specific about what you were about to do on the toilet. So a wee became a Number 1 and the other a Number 2.
2006-10-07 00:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay well #1 is peeing....U cant actually not go poop which is #2 and not go pee....and in some cases there is a # 3 which is the squirts...........and the reason y the call it number 2 cuz it is better then saying hey im gonna go poop..............
2006-10-07 05:30:01 · answer #4 · answered by queenbee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe it's called #2 because when most children have to go to the bathroom they just urinate so when it comes to defication it is their #2. But I'm so glad that YOU are happy and that everything is coming out alright.
2006-10-07 00:13:03 · answer #5 · answered by goodbye 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be thankful they don't call it The Blue Plate Special.
2006-10-07 03:16:56 · answer #6 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it's because it comes after you pee in most cases.
2006-10-07 00:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually I pee befoe I do it
2006-10-07 00:23:06 · answer #8 · answered by G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know sorry
#1 refers to peeing though, maybe it's cause we pee more then we poop lol.
2006-10-07 00:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by malteser*_* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
noooooo silly, its because we ALWAYS pee first...and if you don't pee first yer a FREAK!!!
skunk
not just an excuse any more
2006-10-07 01:43:08 · answer #10 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋