christmas is coming and I reckon I'll be in the top 20 books sold at least, but how can I boost sales?
2006-10-06 22:15:05 · 48 answers · asked by al l 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Just like art, if you croak now, it'll sell better. You could throw yourself into a volcano, it's rarely been done. Not that I condone any of this, but you did ask.
2006-10-06 22:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by scubabob 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
you can't be that famous as you wouldn't be writing this on a Friday/Saturday night, you would be partying surely? If you are though make sure it goes in the book store where it belongs next to "charlie and Lola" oh no wait, they are probably more intelligent reading material judging by your immature writing style. from proud to be pleb xx
2006-10-07 12:47:36 · answer #2 · answered by donna345522 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It depends... R u a stuck up snooty celeb? Sorry that was rude. I think if you do self advertisement. Go out sign autographed bios, take pics with the kids, that sort of community type deal you'll win some hearts. And when your out there doing that, act like you want to be out there. Don't do it because you want to be top dog in sales.
2006-10-06 22:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by TNT 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make your autobiography the cheapest price and of course be papped with at least one ex Big Brother housemate.Alternatively do something really good and charitable for non profit making organisation- radical but may just work.
2006-10-07 03:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by Beewick 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
walk around the country with no clothes on whatsoever calling yourself stig or something like that, going into town centres with the name of your book wrote in black felt tip pen wrote on your backside, i think you might get noticed by the boys in blue but you will hit all the headlines and news channels, i say go for it, and if you ever come to workington, cumbria, let me know, because i gave you the idea and i deserve a signed copy, maybe i will sell it on ebay and i will make thousands aswell, can i be your manager please, i will go to all the towns and cities before you and promote your arrival, Good Luck . Alan
2006-10-07 01:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by alanstraughton 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First: Get a life, then - do something great! then it would be a best seller. But unfortunately for yourself, it won't be.....as you are a dumb celebrity and theirs is no hope. A question for yah! How do i make cretins (you) write good autobiographies if at first, you have not a life?
2006-10-06 22:35:19 · answer #6 · answered by jdcgeovani 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Make a brief but well timed appearance on Parkinson, your agent should be able to sort it out.
Alternatively, come 'out' as a closet Man U fan and watch your book sell.
2006-10-06 22:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by Tetanus Tim 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Speaking for myself, you can't. I don't give a toss about you or your autobiography sorry.
Now go and pose for the Papparazzi outside some nightclub or show "HELLO" magazine round your beautiful home like all good celebs do . . .
2006-10-07 07:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you like to talk down to people I am sure your autobiography will give you the sales you deserve. Keep it up.
2006-10-06 22:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HEY!.......get a life lol u suck! there's no way a celeb would waste their time coming on yahoo answers.geez o and ur probably a pleb to cuz ur not famous
2006-10-07 09:01:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some ideas
-insert some pictures of you nacked in it
-tell people all profits will go to charities
-ask me to write the forewords and advertise on it
-date Britney and/or Tom / Brat / Angelina (depending on your taste and stamina) asap (I am not suggesting Paris, you've noticed)
-fire your agent and hire me
2006-10-07 12:13:10 · answer #11 · answered by Claire 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋