2006-10-06 21:52:39 · 9 answers · asked by Sonny 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Forget the leash, just push S L O W L Y.
2006-10-06 22:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Nympho 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you buy the proper sized skates? It is well known that hippo skates have to be bought a size smaller. Hippo feet will actually shrink a little when put into a shoe, so I would think that his skates would be the same. Also let him take off that ridiculous pink tutu. Whoever heard of a hippo skating in a pink tutu? Another thing is remember that hippos are on FOUR legs, might wanna get another pair of skates. Don't you know anything about teaching hippo's to skate?!!!!
2006-10-07 04:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by rswdew 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have experience in training elephants- similar yet different. Elephants retain information. Hippos don't. However I suggest positive affirmations in mantra form. If you can train the Hippo to have a positive inner dialogue- anything is possible.
2006-10-07 05:15:49 · answer #3 · answered by millionare 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As all educated people know, Hippos can only rollerskate in pairs. My hippo, Clarice, just lost her partner. Maybe you and I could get ours together. What do you think? You haven't lived till you've seen skating hippos doing Swan Lake. It's breathtaking.
2006-10-07 04:58:35 · answer #4 · answered by Jack 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
start with a skateboard. Baby steps. Baby hippo steps.
2006-10-07 05:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by juniperflux32 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh i appreciate it and the points-- however if you were serious id say turn off the cartoons and get back to real life.
2006-10-07 05:18:18 · answer #6 · answered by What Do you Think? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well i suggest trial and error.
i also suggest u see a psychiatrist.
2006-10-07 05:00:32 · answer #7 · answered by The one and only jamie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Spank him of course
2006-10-07 05:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by pakir poyum 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YOU.........BEAT HIM!!!!!!!!
2006-10-07 11:20:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋