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If you don't know who the town drunk is in your town, it is you.

That is, unless you live in Crawford, Texas, your town drunk has taken up temporary residence in Washington D.C.

2006-10-06 18:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by imnogeniusbutt 4 · 3 2

I live in a town where I get to represent the town drunk...

As to whether the town needs one, I can't say I agree...

It pays the bills, though.

2006-10-07 02:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

You are correct except I don't know who he/she might be. I have a friend who comes close. In Europe they had the Town Idiot rather than the town drunk because most of them were always drunk.

2006-10-07 02:13:29 · answer #3 · answered by wunderkind 4 · 2 0

Are you kidding? I live in a town that has a town-sober guy. We're all drunks here!

2006-10-07 02:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

My town has so many town drunks, your more likely to hear about the town sober

2006-10-07 02:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by j h 2 · 4 0

Well said. Since my town doesn't have one, I will voluntarily accept the position. Somebody has to.
Cheers guys, I'm off to the pub...

2006-10-07 02:02:49 · answer #6 · answered by Tahini Classic 7 · 2 0

Well, I ain't no town drunk, 'hic' Just cuz I look drunk around the beltway it doesn't mean I am drunk...it's just Ambien to help me sleep and to help me vote late at night like my nephew hahahaha...

2006-10-07 02:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by Ted Kennedy aka Swimmer 3 · 1 2

Why not, theres one in the white house.

2006-10-07 02:08:59 · answer #8 · answered by Robin W 4 · 1 1

I live in Chicago and ours seems to be all of our aldermen.

2006-10-07 02:00:26 · answer #9 · answered by Sammy 3 · 4 0

not coming back to full consciousness I see............

2006-10-07 02:01:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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