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Realize after walking away from them that your zipper was down the whole time you were trying to be cute!
Once I was acting cute in front of a guy I had a big crush on and he said to a friend "look, she has a slug on her leg!" I almost died! I looked down and it was a hunk of mud on my pants (we were at an outdoor cookout) I walked away knowing it was over before it began!

2006-10-06 18:28:13 · answer #1 · answered by GiGi 4 · 2 0

When my dad was a teen, he was trying to be cool and sweet talk some girls. Later on when he looked in the mirror, he realized that he had a forest of broccoli stuck between his teeth.

2006-10-06 18:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by Kaonashi 3 · 0 0

drink a bottle of red wine upside down while mooning him in candlelight and singing love songs. Watch the carpet.

2006-10-06 20:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Desert Sienna 4 · 0 0

Got all prettied up for a date, and forgot to put nail polish on my thumbs... Although he did laugh and "said thats soooooooo cute" I was embarassed...

2006-10-06 18:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I approached her one day after class and a booger flew out of my nose onto her chin and she didnt realize it. she walked around for a while with a sticky booger on her face!

2006-10-06 18:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by downclover 3 · 3 0

agreeing with cab i always go to another room even tho we have been married for 8 yrs now

2006-10-06 18:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by howcor 3 · 0 0

Run into a wall while looking at them and trying to look cute.

2006-10-06 18:32:58 · answer #7 · answered by l'il mama 5 · 3 0

Spraying milk out of your nose while laughing at her joke.

2006-10-06 18:26:52 · answer #8 · answered by Billy 3 · 0 0

Get drunk and disorderly - whether that involves passing out, or belligerence, or any other display

2006-10-06 18:27:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Picking your nose (or theirs) eewww!

2006-10-06 19:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by Psychic Sk8r 3 · 0 0

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