For the record, folks?

Question

Just for the record here, I am not now, nor have I ever been a doctor in the medical sense of the word. I am The Doctor, which is in reference to the classic BBC television character of Doctor Who. Some of you have likely figured this out already based upon my avatar picture.
I do make it a habit to study societal trends, and am a studier of human behavour, so in essence I am more closely related to this fictional character "The Doctor" then to any actual doctor of medicine, science, or philosophy.
If you reply to this you will get free points for your answer, so write whatever you choose. I may even pick a "best answer" if you impress me with your creativity.

Answer 1

I was standing in line in the store and there was a lady in front of me; she was dressed very nicely. I told her that I loved her dress, it was very pretty. She gave me a rude look and asked me if I was a homo or what? She also let me know in no uncertain terms that she was not interested in 'my kind'. I'm assuming she meant 'homo' and not friendly and complimentary. I'm just wondering what the world is coming to when you can't give an honest/sincere compliment without the receiver thinking that you have an ulterior motive. I just happen to be one of those people-if someone looks nice, I don't mind telling them. I'm not a 'homo' but that's beside the point. Why does friendliness get shot down with rudeness? She didn't have to thank me, that wasn't my reason for telling her that I liked her dress. But the rude remark was so unnecessary. I've been complimented in public by strangers before and I certainly didn't treat them as if they ran over my toe or hit my car with a shopping cart. Thank you for the chance to vent. I continue to be amazed at the way we treat each other. Kindness seems to be a thing of the past.

Answer 2

thanks for the help doc, i will now know for future questions, not to seek you for help..i think if i ever have a medical problem, i would be the only smart one and actually go to a real docter..not ask god knows who on here for advice.. and just for the record. for the people who do do that..what wron g with you, you live in a world were you have internet, phones, cars, public transport, but yet you cant find your way to a real docter.. this makes me confused on how much you really care about your bodies..
and a answer for you, the docter.. i have never watch docter who, nor have i ever wanted to watch docter who..i can understand why you would want to watch it..isnt it like 40 ys old, anyway, thanks for clearing the fact up on who you really are.. im sure it will ease alot of minds now..
anyway. i shall be off. oh wait on last thing, the other day, i had un- pretected sex, and the guy came, and im in the middle of cycle, do you think i might be pregnant... oh and also, im bleeding from my ears and eyes, do you think this is normal...or am i going to die... lol sorry had too. was too good to past up..pmsl

Answer 3

Guys are such idiots. I met this female on the internet and she was into BDSM. She was lovely and her personality was as lively as my own, though I have more discipline than her, she is wild, but isn't as poignant about the risks with having wild behavior. We became great friends, in fact, she actually wanted to pick out china patterns with me, when she was divorcing her husband,, but I was like,, WHOO NELLIE,, SLOW DOWN,, I mean, fun is fun,, but that is a societal doom switch and well,, she was basically pretty boring so it was all an excuse anyway, I mean, if I loved her, (and really I did in some peculiar way), then maybe I would have risked it all.. but anyway.. so.. we become more involved, and she's a total nut, but so am I ,, but she's like stupid nut and I'm like crazy nut, lol.. (good times I tell ya), and I introduce her to my hubby,, but she gets really stoned and okay,, maybe I am influenced in some hypnotic way, (booze or otherwise),, so.. he comes out walking from bedroom, ,(like he was even asleep,, yeah right),, with a body protrusion... and we both bust out giggling,, so badly that we can't even be serious.. it's just so darn funny,, all the fantasies and the obnoxious presumption he makes for doing some lame stupid thing as if he's even a part of it,, but I guess sometimes men are stupid like that, and poor guy,, it was his one shot to have a little bit of fun,, .. so.. in the long run,, he missed out by being completely retarded, and well,, long story short, I had to say goodbye to that gal of mine,, but she's not forgotten, as I've told you folks about her, and she was fun, when fun was to be had.. and well he missed out in some aspects, but I had the time of my life.. and that is the end of my story! LOL

Answer 4

Well thank you for clearing that up for all of us. I would have been so embarassed to think that you were a real doctor and came to you with questions about female problems.
Whew, saved myself the redding of cheeks huh? lol

Answer 5

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Answer 6

Try as I do , to understand the ways of Y World and you to will surely go mad ! Heed this warning good doctor .

Answer 7

I also am not a doctor. Nor do I play one on television.

Answer 8

Hey, that's not the real Doctor Who, where's Tom Baker?

Answer 9

Thank you for clearing that out... I just couldn't sleep at night trying to figure out if you were or not. Oh wait, I didn't sleep because I work at night, but thanx anyway!

Answer 10

But did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?