This isn't a sex question,but any humor will be appreciated.I take 1/2 her money and help about 3000 poor families.Then I'd buy her a couple pairs of panties.She seems to have a shortage of them.
2006-10-06 17:13:34 · 20 answers · asked by hippiegirl672003 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I'd eat a ton of junk food, gaining 50 pounds, and laugh my **** off for the next couple of months watching her be miserable trying to get back to her dress size again!
That, and right myself a big fat check! Hey, I'm going to need a widescreen TV now to see all of her!
2006-10-06 17:19:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would eat a dozen donuts for breakfast, a large pizza for lunch and a pound of lasagna for dinner and have french fries for a mid-morning snack, a bag of chocolate chip cookies in the afternoon, an entire cheesecake after dinner and 1/2 pound of chocolate candy as a midnight snack and wash each meal and snack down with a 2-liter bottle of Coke
2006-10-07 00:48:44 · answer #2 · answered by just me 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well clearly the media loves her and the public is fascinated with her. She should use some of this interest and channel it into humane and charitable causes - look at Angelina Jolie. She probably is a little weird personally and is a husband snatcher...but she seems to be genuine in wanting to help the poor outside America.
2006-10-07 00:28:35 · answer #3 · answered by Cassandra 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sign up for a bunch of college classes, party a lot, at 23 hours and 59 3/4 minutes I'd be skydiving and pull the ripcord at 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds and give her a big surprise
2006-10-07 01:16:16 · answer #4 · answered by larry n 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go and take off the makeup, fake everything and go to Africa and sweat it up to help AIDS orphans and have the media take photos of the real me. And for crying in the sink - I'd put some clothes on from Walmart!
2006-10-07 01:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd make Doctors Without Borders the sole benefactors in my will then commit suicide.
2006-10-07 01:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by beelziesluv@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stuff it with fatty foods so that there would be a little more meat on her bones, then hang her up in the closet so I wouldn't have to look at it the rest of the day.
2006-10-07 00:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by mom of 2 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Drop her off in a place where she would have to actually work to survive and donate all her money to those who actually work hard each day and still don't have anything. She is sickening.
2006-10-07 00:18:42 · answer #8 · answered by daisy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
id transfer all her money into a brazilian account and then count the hours til i can be myself again
2006-10-07 00:22:06 · answer #9 · answered by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd have her come over and make love to me. The interesting question then would be, is that masturbation?...
2006-10-07 00:30:53 · answer #10 · answered by Like An Ibis 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋