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I SEE SOOOO MANY GIRLS WASTING MINUTES TALKING NONSENSE ON THE PHONE1!!!

YOU NEED TO BE MORE LIKE ME!!!

THIS IS HOW I TALK ON THE PHONE:

THIS IS MR. EGORE.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU.

WILL DO IT RIGHT NOW

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

GOOD BYE!

I PLAN IN MY HEAD WHAT EXACTLY I WILL SAY SO I DON'T WASTE IMPORTANT MINUTES TALKING NONSENSE!!!

THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO BE EFFIENCT LIKE ME:

OPEN MICROSOFT WORD ON YOUR COMPUTER

WRITE A ROUGH DRAFT OF WHAT YOU PLAN ON SAYING!!!

USE SPELL-CHECK!!!!

WRITE 3 OR 4 ROUGH DRAFTS UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT!!!

WHEN YOU GET IT RIGHT, READ IT ALOUD WHEN YOU ARE READY TO TALK TO SOMEONE ON THE PHONE!!!

SEE,YOU CAN LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY!!!

2006-10-06 16:53:25 · 14 answers · asked by MICROSOFT VISTA IS THE BEST O/S! 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

LOL.. I was going to say something whitty, but your credit card was declined..

2006-10-06 16:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by Manatee 5 · 1 1

Right, and when was the last time you talked to a girl on the phone and weren't paying for it? (Hint: those girls are supposed to use adjectives.)

Why waste important minutes planning out your phone speeches. Really now.

I A M R O B O T. H E A R M E T Y P E.

2006-10-06 23:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by stimply 5 · 0 0

Well guess what? This girl hates talking on the phone. They suck and I would be satisfied to never have to use one again. I don't even answer it half the time.

2006-10-07 00:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 0 0

Why would I want to use spell check? So it is better to talk nonsense to your computer than to another person?

2006-10-07 00:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by kimmys 5 · 0 0

dude you have issues...i'm not wasting my time writing rough drafts...if you don't like the way us women talk on the phone don't talk to us...no love lost this way...

2006-10-07 01:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by Pumpkin 5 · 0 0

because us girls like to make our conversations interesting and colorful. what i want to know is why guys can't have an interesting conversation without sounding bored or getting angry at us for "talking to much."

2006-10-06 23:59:20 · answer #6 · answered by bury me in memory 3 · 0 0

send a letter and save money! if you don't like how someone talks, on or off the phone, plug your ears and you won't be bothered.

2006-10-06 23:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by de bossy one 6 · 0 0

What would an (ordinary) noun be without a (great) adjective?
Totally dull and boring.

2006-10-06 23:55:17 · answer #8 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 1 0

i have an unlimited calling plan from Cellular One so i can use as many adjectives as i want and it wont cost me anymore more

2006-10-07 20:09:32 · answer #9 · answered by trxr4kdz 5 · 0 0

Hey Dude, nice hair!

2006-10-06 23:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by Humor me.. 3 · 0 1

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