On the back of jetskis and jet boats I have seen a warning to "not place anus or vagina over jet output, doing so can result in serious injury or death" WHO DID THAT????!!!! And if you are stupid enough to do so you need to die.
2006-10-06 16:46:52
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answered by medic 5
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how about on lawn mowers: Do Not Stick Hand in Blade.
on Jet Skis: Keep body orifices from in front of jet pump.
on hair dryers: Do not use in or near water.
if you're stupid enough to do any of those things, you get what you deserve. It's natural selection as far as I'm concerned.
2006-10-06 23:46:42
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answered by Toyman 3
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Some people wash their mouths out with peroxide.
Mine would be rubbing alcohols do not drink warning. I could image some wino chugging it down though thinking its drinkable.
2006-10-06 23:44:25
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answered by Anonymous
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My complaint is when the store like a pharmacy covers the warning with their price tag.
2006-10-06 23:57:59
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answered by Anonymous
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When you buy a curling iron, and you get the picture of someone putting a curling iron by their eye with an x through it.
2006-10-06 23:52:20
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answered by kimmys 5
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Bandaids: Use only once.
Playpen: WARNING! NEVER LEAVE INFANT IN PRODUCT WHEN FOLDING SIDES DOWN!
You have to wonder...was someone actually that dumb that now they have to specifically tell people these things?
2006-10-06 23:51:50
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answered by Queen of the Wicker People 2
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Hi...
I like the warning on the side of McDonalds coffee cups about the coffee being hot... and sometimes, there is even a sign about it at the drive-thru window...
The warning has been there ever since that lady spilt her coffee on leg and sued McDonalds (and won)...
:)
Best Wishes...
T.
2006-10-06 23:48:16
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answered by Theophania 4
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On the deck of a riding lawnmower:
"You will be seriously cut by rotating blede."
2006-10-06 23:50:23
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answered by Anonymous
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only 'caution product will bo hot' on food objects that request to be microwaved for 5+ minutes.
2006-10-07 19:12:51
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answered by Anonymous
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'This Side Down' printed on the bottom of a container. I think by then, it's a little late.
2006-10-06 23:46:57
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answered by flower'sopie 2
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