I am a mental health professional. I work with people who have a bizzare and powerful fear of everyday objects and situations. Today I saw a patient who was absolutley terrified of Pineapples. I help my patients by forcing them to look at the things they fear until they become desensitized. Anyway, I flipped out and held the pineapple against this guys face and he was screaming and screaming. Then I cut the pineapple in half right in front of him and he was crying hysterically. Then I forced all the pineapple fruit all up in his grill and he screamed and screamed. I then constructed a bed out of pineapples and told him to sleep on it when he refused I attached a pineapple to a nightstick and beat him with it until he laid on the pineapple bed. Then I made him drink pineapple juice and kiss this one pineapple I put lady's makeup on. Lastly, I put on a halloween pineapple costume and made him dance with me. His mental problems are worse them ever, what should I do to help him?
2006-10-06 14:40:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
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2006-10-06 14:54:05 · answer #1 · answered by exert-7 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What could you do to help him? stay removed from HIM! Are you particularly a psychological well-being expert, because of the fact a genuine psychological well-being expert does not placed a affected person with the aid of that crap. Desensitizing as scientific look after persons with extreme phobias has shown to be an remarkable thank you to sparkling up phobias, yet you went over the line. far greater than the line!! you're able to be fired and your license to prepare be taken away, completely!
2016-10-18 23:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by itani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should definately try more dancing. Invent a pineapple song. Sing it to him as he lies on the pineapple bed crying. Then for breakfast, PINEAPPLE. Lunch, PINEAPPLE. Dinner, PINEAPPLE (maybe with ham and some PINEAPPLE upside down cake for dessert)
2006-10-06 14:42:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have got to be kidding me. I think you are the one who should seek mental help. That's not even funny. How do people like you get loose.
2006-10-06 14:48:26 · answer #4 · answered by june clever 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You should quit playing stupid games on the internet and mature.
:o)
Jerry
2006-10-06 20:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you stop watching stupid Maury reruns for your ideas for stupid questions.
2006-10-06 14:48:27 · answer #6 · answered by desi 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kill yourself. You know you want to.
2006-10-06 14:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by Grist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont know dont care not really i care i just dont know
2006-10-06 14:45:34 · answer #8 · answered by cierraslove 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget helping him!! You need a psychiatrist, please seek help immediately. BTW, I don't find this at all amusing.
Peace.
2006-10-06 14:44:54 · answer #9 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋