My pastor Brad Hiccups told me that democrats are destroying America..and that we must defeat them..but I don't know what a democrat looks like..
So can anybody tell me how to spot them..so that I can wage war against these people?
2006-10-06 14:36:04 · 22 answers · asked by Dumb American 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Anyone that acts like Bill Clinton, acting like their sh*t don't stink but their lips drawed up from the smell of it.
2006-10-06 14:39:17 · answer #1 · answered by Sean 7 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Ah, now that's a tricky question. It is tempting to just try to draw them out by saying how much you like the republicans and George Bush. But that won't necessarily work, because many democrats have learnt to tolerate people supporting the rebulicans, and many non-democrats also hate Bush.
But here is a failsafe method of rounding up those democrats. OK, here is what you have to do:
Step 1: Make youself a T-Shirt that says "Vote Nader".
Step 2: Walk around the city wearing that T-Shirt.
Step 3: When someone stops you and tries to beat you up, you know they are a democrat.
;-)
2006-10-06 14:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by Carl K 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can spot a Democrat very easily. They are the people holding a sign saying "Republicans are destroying America".
2006-10-06 14:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Ness 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Wage war ?????
This is the message you got from your pastor ??? Oh wait, you are "dumb American" !
First of all, as a person with any faith, you should "love one another", kinda like the word "respect".
It is people like you who stir up trouble in the world. Learn to be humble, listen with your heart, and speak with wisdom and seek some knowledge.
2006-10-07 07:50:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm not sure which is sadder:
1.) The possibility that you're really as dumb as some of your questions make you seem, or
2.) The probability that you believe you're being clever and/or funny with these questions.
But I'm voting for #2.
2006-10-09 08:17:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hear they drive Hybrid Cars and actually look for other opinions besides the ones they are spoonfed in God's House.....Kill anyone in a hybrid car listening to Air America that should be good enough to bag a few
2006-10-06 14:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by macrominded 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If someone uses language like "think for yourself" or "you have rights" then they are probably not a republican. They may still be libertarian or green so you will need to check if they wrote their name in their underwear to get a final answer.
2006-10-06 14:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
they look like me and I'll fight back...anyone who generalizes about people is being greatly unjust and unfair..this country was founded on the principles of its people being allowed to disagree...and to say that all people of a certain group are bad, well that's just as bad as what the Taliban were doing in the Mideast...judge and treat all people as individuals!!!
2006-10-06 14:46:22 · answer #8 · answered by OliveRuth 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's your pastor, not a Democrat, who looks like a donkey in this situation.
2006-10-06 14:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by cmpbush 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
just look for someone running around telling people they are stupid and cant think on their own, they are usually demanding money from others, and they swear they want to protect the environment, yet they drive big SUV's, they also will tell you one thing then turn around and tell your friend an entirely different story. just a few things. hope that helps
2006-10-07 07:33:55 · answer #10 · answered by dino143637 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
By the way.... you're so a democrat.... you're so not dumb... and guess what, I seriously doubt you're a female...
I'm beginning to wonder if you're American too...
2006-10-06 17:39:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋