...speak "dirty Italian" to her? She started this conversation by touching my rear with a spoon at a barbeque earlier this summer; I wonder if she confused my Russian-Ossetian accent with an Italian one, but they are so different that I could not understand how this is possible...
I don't speak Italian beyond the most basic phrases, and I don't like the Italian football (soccer) team. If she saw me wearing a "Deutschland" (which is German for "Germany") jacket, would she ask me to speak "dirty German" to her?
I would rather not have her ask this as I am either fluent or very, very close to being fluent in German. I could not use "I don't speak German" as an honest excuse...
I am very excited about my new coat, but I will leave it home if I really absolutely have to to avoid such a situation. I am going to a barbeque at the same place tonight, and I am sure that she was invited again as she is a close friend of the hosts.
2006-10-06 14:07:16 · 6 answers · asked by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
HAHAHA I'm sorry this is really funny!! : 0 lol you have some weird women on you this one and the neighbor girl, you know if she likes you she's not going to care if you Italian, Russian, German or even Spanish she LIKES YOU, ha especially if she touched your behind with a freakin' spoon. hahaha oh man this is a really funny question i don't think i can even answer this for you. Just try and avoid her but if she's at the same party she is probably going to talk dirty to you. LOL just think at least she didn't touch your behind with a fork or knife. LOL well good luck with your think tonight. LOL love this question, good story it made me laugh!! : ) : ) : ) : )
please let me know how it goes for you tonight. : ) :)
2006-10-06 16:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm mm another perplexing question. A couple of points for you to consider. First of all, why does this woman's opinion matter to you so much? Is it because of the deep set anxiety that started with gum chewing, growing into rear spanking and now .....into 'dirty Italian'? You need to address that anxiety. as this situation is fast losing any form of control. The way I would if it were me would be to meet the problem head on by wearing the coat. This may have one of two probable consequences. She will back off realising your German links are too assertive for her more lyrical leanings to the Italian language of love or she will think it is great you are demonstrating how you can be a strong masterful man with no fear of showing your strong fatherland character. Either way this is something you need to do in order to 'put yourself back in the driving seat' of the speeding car that represents relations between yourself and the gum chewing, spatula wielding , lyrically Italian leaning woman who randomly turns up at barbies and makes a beeline for you. Good luck with this, I feel it in my bones this may well be a most significant turning point in this relationship.
2006-10-06 20:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by waggy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi man jus curious, Have you seen The Trailer Park Boys - its from Canada and man its funny.....u seen it ?
PS : I guess uv already been to that barbeque by now so no use answering ur question now...
2006-10-12 15:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by Sonny 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
definately!!!! you dont wanna get poked in the azz again with a spoon, do ya!
or you shuld say somethin real mean in german. Du bist hesslich or however you spell it, should do the trick.
2006-10-06 14:21:57 · answer #4 · answered by jared 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would wear it....but while taking some hot girl with you to the barbeque. bring your girlfriend...or get one of your friends that are girls. once she sees you with a chick, she wont bother you in her presence. lol. good luck hun.
2006-10-06 14:19:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say to wear the jacket and avoid that woman
2006-10-06 14:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by quebec_ontario_girl197 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋