Can you say a joke, a funny story, or just something random to make me laugh? Thanks :)
2006-10-06 13:59:53 · 8 answers · asked by Sonya 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
what did the fish say when it swam into a wall?...DAM!
2006-10-06 14:02:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.
Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the community." The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer.
Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the country." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Senators in front of the door.
2006-10-06 21:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by pc_gator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old lady went to the dentist and when he bent over to look at her teeth, she reached over and grabbed his testicles. He said, lady, lady - you have a hold on my testicles and she replied, "that's right and we're not going to hurt each other, are we?
2006-10-06 21:18:30 · answer #3 · answered by casey54 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably can't make you laugh but try this and you may feel better.
Close your eyes and spin around three times and say WWWWEEEE!!!!!!! And try not to fall please. And if you like it do it again.
2006-10-06 23:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Kerry is very scary.
2006-10-06 21:09:13 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is my friend he is so funny!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rEpDSTYPpfY
check out his dancing videos too!
guarenteed a laugh or 500
2006-10-06 21:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://funnieststuff.net
http://jokeoftheday.com
http://jokes.com
http://exposingsatanism.com
2006-10-06 21:13:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
www.whitehouse.gov/president
2006-10-06 21:03:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋