This Evil Clown and his evil Plush toys of the damned are getting on my nerves. They took my little Rover and that means WAR!!
2006-10-06 13:54:28 · 7 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You need to use your head. Its all in the thinking.
Entice them, but don't let them know it's you.
You will need help from Barbie and her mob of strange cohorts. Arrange a fancy dress and everyone has to come as a clown. Once the party is underway get Barbie to dance on the bar. (cause everyone knows that plush toys are filthy little pervs and can't stop themselves from looking up girl clowns dresses)
Now that they are distracted, Go in search of the "evil one" Act as casual as you can (you don't want to draw attention to yourself) Ahhhh you have spotted him! he's up to no good spiking everyones drinks. Sneak quietly up behind him (be careful not to trip over your enormouse clown shoes) QUICK GRAB HIM!!!
OHH NOOOOO you missed, he's onto your tricks.
He's getting away on his unicycle. Throw down the box of tacks you have in your clowny handbag.
you missed again. WATCH OUT!!! The plush toys are on the attack. Let the puppys in. GET EM PUPPYS, thats it rip em to shreds.
Look, you need to be faster if you want to catch the "Evil clown" But you have time to come up with more plans and tricks. You wont see him for a while, at least untill he can form a new gang. But be warned he will not stop at plush toys. I have heard rumours he has been meeting up with Cabbage patch dolls. OMG If they join forces we are DOOMED!!! DOOMED I SAY!
2006-10-06 14:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can lend you my club!
Nah. It won't do the job this time... Here's what I say you do: hire me because I am a wonderful battle strategist and I can take down those Evil Clowns in only a few minutes... First, we attack them when they least expect it: when they're in bed and their makeup is off. They would be so scared that they won't run out of their houses! Then, we get a big bomb and blow them to Kingdom Come... I heard that Kingdom is a wonderful place so we'll be doing them a favor...
As for the evil Plush toys, let's take the stuffing out of them!
2006-10-06 14:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats right now u fight!!!
but the plush toys arent evil dude...
they have been brainwashed by the clown...
u can still save them....
dont hurt them...
but at the same time u must fight for the rights of ur little rover....
im rooting 4 U
;-)
may the force b with u
;-)
2006-10-06 21:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a non violent international the place that's secure to commute while not having concern for ones protection. the place there isn't any starvation or people in misery from the unfavorable strikes of others. What a dazzling international that would desire to be.
2016-12-16 03:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say hide a littel bit of itching powder in thier makup along with some super -glue that way it'll itch like hell and they won't be able to get it off!! that'll teach them to take rover....
2006-10-06 14:21:27 · answer #5 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this evil clown fits under your bed, I imagine he's not to big to STEP on!!!!
2006-10-06 13:56:08 · answer #6 · answered by kimberleibenton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking water pistols or that little flower that shoots water. Seems to get them every time.
2006-10-06 13:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by LaLaLa! I'm not listening! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋