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Maybe I'd answer this question - if I could work out what is wrong with you that you ask such STUPID questions, then I might perceive what you are looking for, other than to display to the world how insensitive a pig(sorry pigs I know this is not fair on you) YOU are.

2006-10-06 16:21:40 · answer #1 · answered by scrambulls 5 · 0 0

Only Santa has reindeer. Blind Canadians usually use guide-bears (except during winter) but some people still use a guide-moose. It's basically personal preference.

2006-10-06 13:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0 3

Yes it's true. We used to use guide dogs but the sled dogs got jealous of the special treatment and would feed them to the polar bears. So we switched to reindeer because they instinctively know how to avoid being eat, they are adept in the snow and can be ridden across streams and ponds during spring thaw.

2006-10-06 13:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn K 5 · 0 3

Yes funnily enough I've heard that, if your quite old and have a white beard I believe they also fit you with a rather nice warm, red and white suit, but I think they take it a bit too far when they ask you to keep saying Ho, Ho, Ho, every 5 minutes...

2006-10-06 20:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0 0

Nope, they give you a real trained dog, enough money a month to buy a house & all kinds of fancy computer toys to live near normal life, & your jelous arn't you!, All you have to do is move to Canada, then poke your eyes out.

2006-10-06 14:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

No..false

2006-10-06 14:14:12 · answer #6 · answered by Clarky 4 · 0 0

Blind people and other defective people are slaughtered at birth in Canada.

2006-10-06 13:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 5

Only in the Christmas.

2006-10-06 13:53:33 · answer #8 · answered by chessmate53 2 · 0 3

sweet pea you need to go to bed now i saw some of your earlier questions :)

2006-10-06 13:52:45 · answer #9 · answered by Charley G 3 · 1 1

They have elves that ride on their backs or shoulders and whisper 'turn left' into their ears.

2006-10-06 13:51:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

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