2006-10-06 13:11:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Obviously not for the stripper, unless she does everything back to front, i.e. cries when she's happy, and laughs when she's sad. But then that would meanthat when she strips, she'd actually be getting dressed, so you'd probably be the one crying in that situation. I think you're referring to the famous incident which occurred in a strip club in Central London, a few years ago. Basically, a group of onion farmers from Devon were having their annual weekend away and decided to go to London. On the Saturday night they went to a strip club but, unfortunately, being onion farmers they'd all had the onion soup at their hotel prior to going out. When the stripper came to their table her eyes started to water quite badly. The onion farmers were concerned at first, until they realised that the cumulative strength of their breath was so overpowering that it had actually forced her tear ducts to open against ehr will. They explained this to the stripper and then they all had a tremendous laugh about, and much merriment and jollity ensued. When this incident was reported in the press, the newspapers neglected to mention the onions' contribution and so people believed that the stripper's performance had been 'enhanced' because of her crying. It's an easy mistake to make, but I hope I've cleared it up for you.
2006-10-06 13:26:21 · answer #1 · answered by John P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it's a themed lap dance=p
2006-10-06 13:13:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she is only crying because the fat, dirty, dog that she is dancing on is passing the worst gas she has ever smeled in her life. why dont you try getting a real girlfriend to dance for you, you sad sad little boy!
2006-10-06 13:21:52 · answer #3 · answered by Judy C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA! For some reason this made me laugh. It made me think about that Family Guy where they make mention not to worry about the dead hooker cuz she's already dead on the inside.
Thanks for the smile!
2006-10-06 13:20:13 · answer #4 · answered by Chrissy: The Angry Typer a/k/a Mood Mole 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is a lap dance ever really good?
2006-10-06 13:20:22 · answer #5 · answered by hddiddle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about we stop going to the nudey bar, and start doing something constructive with your life.
2006-10-06 13:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by F T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it empowers the man, who may be seen as sad for watching...sorry, i mean Paying her....the poor victim of this seedy trade...and not a well off s l a g at all....
2006-10-06 13:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by ben b 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why is the stripper cryiny
2006-10-06 13:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she saw that photo you've got on your profile.
It's bad enough to make a docker weep.
2006-10-06 13:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by Swampy_Bogtrotter 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if shes crying out your name.
2006-10-06 18:46:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋