Have you ever seen the form letter Yahoo sends users who threaten suicide on their site?

Question

I said I was going to shoot myself in the face if they didn't give me back my old account (AND I STILL AM, IF I DONT GET IT BACK BY THE WEEKEND!)

Hello,
We are writing to let you know that Yahoo! takes our users' welfare and
the issue of suicide very seriously. We do not monitor our message
boards, but sometimes messages are brought to our attention where
suicide is being discussed. As a third party it is always difficult for
us to assess what individuals using our service may really be thinking
or feeling, and we are not in a position to provide specific medical
referrals or other kinds of assistance. However, we urge you to enlist
help if suicide is a subject that is being seriously considered. If you
believe that you or someone you know is in immediate danger, please
contact the nearest emergency room or call 911 for assistance.

In addition to local numbers found on the inside cover of your local
phone book, you also may want to contact one of these organizations:

* The National "YOUTH" Crisis Helpline:
1-800-999-9999

* The National Crisis Helpline:
1-800-784-2433

* The National Resource C

Answer 1

WTF.

Answer 2

That is great that they are on top of that. Shows they care!
Suicide isn't a matter you joke about.

Answer 3

First one I have read. Its cool

Answer 4

I hadn't seen that message before.

Answer 5

NFW! I want my old account back, too. I'm going to kill myself it i don't get it. Whagh.

Answer 6

Do us all a favor and DO IT! YOU ARE ONE UGLY SOB! DO IT DO IT!@!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

It makes me feel angry.