A man walks into a music store and wants to buy a good, old-fashioned vinyl record. He gets the record and is ready to check out when he discovers that he forgot his wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decides to steal the record. So he sticks it down his pants.
Of course, the cashier spots him on the way out and says, "Hey! Is that a record in your pants?"
The man replies, "Well, it may not be a record but I haven''t heard any complaints."
2006-10-06 11:36:30 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i guess i could say that if i was reaching down my pants, I was going for MY GOLD CARD, huh?
2006-10-06 14:24:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
knee slapper!
thanks for the 2 points
2006-10-06 18:37:57 · answer #2 · answered by SallyC 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha...2 points for me
2006-10-06 18:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by JennyAnn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stupid!! who would put record in his pants???!!! shoplifting is badbadbad!!!
2006-10-06 18:38:38 · answer #4 · answered by cheyenne. thats it. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So what?
2006-10-06 18:39:04 · answer #5 · answered by weatherkari 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-06 18:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋