Who has more culture the Greeks or Italians?

Question

A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.
The Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".
Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
The men continue to argue until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Answer 1

Good joke. How's Beavis?

Answer 2

Romanian (Am chiar înv??at român? pentru a m? apropii de cultura ta) :P Well, speakme approximately Spanish tradition (that implies most effective Spain), I do not see to a lot to peer, (have you ever learn Don Quixote? It's essentially the most dull factor on the earth, despite the fact that I consider flamenco is attractive and they have got a lovely structure, however not anything exact. Italian tradition has on no account been apealing to me, I simply don't forget it simply too puffed up and I'm in poor health of it. Greek is OK I adore it, it is simply too singular omitted and filled with high-quality reviews, and the Romanian one is the great one, on account that it is like a combo of the Slavi orthodox international and the Latin romanism, so I adore it. I'm romanist and you haven't any notion how a lot I needed to battle to discover a Romanian language direction.

Answer 3

Greeks

Answer 4

Us Greeks, baby!

That's funny.

Answer 5

greeks

Answer 6

So what's the answer?............I think it's definately Italians now that i've read your joke.

Answer 7

Haha, that's pretty funny. Did you make it up?






Viva Italia!

Answer 8

Lol both

Answer 9

LMAOOOOO GOOD 1

Answer 10

ooohhh. that's mean.